# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7301 "2016-12-05T00:05:07Z")

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Sullen and bored the kids stay  
And in this way wish away each day  
Stoned in the mall the kids play  
And in this way wish away each day

Wish I was old and a little sentimental  
Wish I was old and a little sentimental

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7302 "2016-12-05T11:38:04Z")

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Every day I get up in the morning and go to work  
And do my job whatever  
I need some  
Sentimental hygiene

Everybody’s at war these days  
Let’s have a mini-surrender  
I need some  
Sentimental hygiene

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7303 "2016-12-05T15:04:01Z")

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Gonna take a sentimental journey  
Gonna set my heart at ease  
Gonna make a sentimental journey  
To renew old memories

I got my bag, I got my reservation  
Spent each dime I could afford  
Like a child in wild anticipation  
I long to hear that: “all aboard!”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7304 "2016-12-05T17:13:13Z")

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And the train conductor says  
“Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break  
We can reach our destination, but it’s still a ways away”

Way to shield the hated heat.  
Way to put myself to sleep.  
Way to shield the hated heat.  
Way to put myself, my children to sleep.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7305 "2016-12-05T17:45:52Z")

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It’s just a full day’s drive away

Big hand’s on 120  
Little hand’s on E

Hey NyQuil driver  
It’s NyQuil driving time  
Hey NyQuil driver  
Get outta my lane  
Get outta my way

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7306 "2016-12-05T18:56:15Z")

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Going down the Highway, He’s in front of you.  
The speed limit is 50, He’s going 22.  
He wont’ let you pass him, He won’t let you by  
You curse him he can’t hear you, You wish that he would die.  
He’s Snailman!! (Snailman)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7307 "2016-12-05T21:09:03Z")

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Go on and write me up for 125  
Post my face, wanted dead or alive  
Take my license, all that jive  
I can’t drive 55, oh no, uh

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7308 "2016-12-06T01:32:00Z")

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I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride  
I’m wanted dead or alive  
Wanted dead or alive

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7309 "2016-12-06T03:29:40Z")

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Wanted, dead or alive, blood for money, money  
Assault, homicide, blood for  
money, money, money, money  
Wanted

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7310 "2016-12-06T12:45:42Z")

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I was gambling in Havana  
I took a little risk  
Send lawyers, guns and money  
Dad, get me out of this

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7311 "2016-12-06T14:35:41Z")

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Buy a gun for your son right away, Sir  
Shake his hand like a man and let him play, Sir.  
Let his little mind expand,  
Place a weapon in his hand,  
For the skills he learns today will someday pay, Sir.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7312 "2016-12-06T17:35:43Z")

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Got in a little hometown jam  
So they put a rifle in my hand  
Sent me off to a foreign land  
To go and kill the yellow man

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7313 "2016-12-06T18:41:01Z")

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I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see,  
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.  
When I kill all the whiteys I see, then Whitey he won’t bother me,  
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7314 "2016-12-06T18:51:46Z")

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I’m dreaming of a White Christmas  
The kind I used to know,  
Where treetops glisten and children listen  
To hear carols in the snow.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7315 "2016-12-06T20:51:19Z")

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Oh Carol I Am But a Fool  
Darling I Love Though You Treat Me Cruel  
You Hurt Me And You Make Me Cry  
But If You Leave Me  
I Will Surely Die

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7316 "2016-12-07T01:26:27Z")

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The White Bird dreams of the aspen trees  
With their dying leaves  
Turning gold

But the White Bird just sits in the cage  
Growing old

White Bird must fly  
Or she will die

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7317 "2016-12-07T02:03:29Z")

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Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears  
Looks the old man in the eye  
As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd:  
“In the name of God, my father, I fly!”

His eyes seem so glazed  
As he flies on the wings of a dream  
Now he knows his father betrayed  
Now his wings turn to ashes to ashes his grave

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7318 "2016-12-07T12:45:30Z")

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Please help me, I’m falling  
In love with you  
Close the door to temptation  
Don’t let me walk through.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7319 "2016-12-07T12:55:25Z")

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Just walk away, Renée  
You won’t see me follow you back home  
The empty sidewalks on my block are not the same  
You’re not to blame

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7320 "2016-12-07T16:08:10Z")

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I was on the inside  
When they pulled the four walls down  
I was looking through the window  
I was lost, I am found

If you walk away, walk away  
I walk away, walk away, I will follow

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