# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7321 "2016-12-07T16:52:09Z")

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Well they blew the horns  
And the walls came down  
They’d all been warned  
But the walls came down  
I don’t think there are any Russians  
And there ain’t no Yanks  
Just corporate criminals  
Playing with tanks

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7322 "2016-12-07T17:24:40Z")

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We don’t need no education  
We don’t need no thought control  
No dark sarcasm in the classroom  
Teachers, leave them kids alone  
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

All in all it’s just another brick in the wall  
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7323 "2016-12-07T17:32:15Z")

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And Mom and Dad can hardly wait  
For School to start again.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7324 "2016-12-08T14:22:19Z")

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7325 "2016-12-08T14:43:47Z")

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Into the sea, you and me  
All these years and no one heard  
I’ll show you in spring, it’s a treacherous thing  
“We missed you,” hissed the Lovecats

So wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty  
Oh, you know that I’d do anything for you

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7326 "2016-12-08T14:44:40Z")

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April, comes she will,  
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain.  
May, she will stay,  
Resting in my arms again.

June, she’ll change her tune.  
In restless walks she’ll prowl the night.  
July, she will fly,  
And give no warning to her flight.

August, die she must.  
The autumn winds blow chilly and cold.  
September, I’ll remember.  
A love once new has now grown old.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7327 "2016-12-08T15:10:07Z")

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And so you wait to see what she’ll do  
Is it sun or rain for you  
But it breaks your heart in two  
When you find it’s October  
And she’s gone

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7328 "2016-12-08T15:13:21Z")

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Since you went away  
The days grow long  
And soon I’ll hear  
Old winter’s song

But I miss you most of all  
My darling  
When autumn leaves  
Start to fall

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7329 "2016-12-08T15:16:23Z")

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But February made me shiver  
With every paper I’d deliver  
Bad news on the doorstep  
I couldn’t take one more step  
I can’t remember if I cried  
When I read about his widowed bride  
But something touched me deep inside  
The day the music died

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7330 "2016-12-08T15:20:15Z")

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What happened here  
As the New York sunset disappeared  
I found an empty garden among the flagstones there  
Who lived here  
He must have been a gardener that cared a lot  
Who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop  
And now it all looks strange  
It’s funny how one insect can damage so much grain

And what’s it for  
This little empty garden by the brownstone door  
And in the cracks along the sidewalk nothing grows no more  
Who lived here  
He must have been a gardener that cared a lot  
Who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop  
And we are so amazed we’re crippled and we’re dazed  
A gardener like that one no one can replace

(36 years ago today…)

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7331 "2016-12-08T16:52:09Z")

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The story behind the painting I drew is already told  
No more tearstains on the pages of my diary  
Tired but unable to give up  
Since I`m responsible for the lives I saved

The play is done  
The curtain`s down

All the tales are told  
All the orchids gone  
Lost in my own world  
Now I care for dead gardens

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7332 "2016-12-08T16:54:16Z")

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What happened here  
As the New York sunset disappeared  
I found an empty garden among the flagstones there  
Who lived here

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7333 "2016-12-08T17:17:07Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> What happened here  
> As the New York sunset disappeared  
> I found an empty garden among the flagstones there  
> Who lived here

And with that we have a new world’s record, 94 minutes. 😃

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7334 "2016-12-08T17:24:52Z")

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I’m sorry, so sorry  
That I was such a fool

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7335 "2016-12-09T01:36:05Z")

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Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face  
Caesar’s palace, morning glory, silly human race  
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place  
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace 😉

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7336 "2016-12-09T18:45:58Z")

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I’m gonna give it ev’rything I’ve got  
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot  
Let me shout a seven with ev’ry shot  
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas  
Viva, Viva Las Vegas

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7337 "2016-12-10T19:41:33Z")

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A lady never leaves her escort  
It isn’t fair, it isn’t nice  
A lady doesn’t wander all over the room  
And blow on some other guys dice  
Lets keep this party polite  
Never get out of my sight  
Stick with me baby, I’m the guy that you came in with  
Luck be lady tonight

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7338 "2016-12-10T21:03:25Z")

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Maybe it’s much too early in the game  
Ooh, but I thought I’d ask you just the same  
What are you doing New Year’s  
New Year’s eve?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7339 "2016-12-10T21:10:55Z")

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Out in the street hear the beat of the drums.  
It’s twelve o’clock and the new year has come.  
Just hear them yell as they welcome the news.  
I should be glad but I’m not cause I’m sad  
Cause I got the Happy New Year Blues.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7340 "2016-12-11T00:32:11Z")

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And so we’re told this is the golden age  
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage  
Though I want to be with you  
Be with you night and day  
Nothing changes  
On New Year’s Day

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