# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 372
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2016, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7421 "2016-12-26T19:33:39Z")
Take me through the centuries to supersonic years Electrifying enemy is drowning in his tears All I have to give you is a love that never dies The symptom of the universe is written in your eyes ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7422 "2016-12-27T04:29:55Z")
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house With a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here? ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7423 "2016-12-27T12:29:00Z")
Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you, And I’m wondering what it is I should do It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face, Losing control, and I’m all over the place ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7424 "2016-12-27T13:21:13Z")
Where am I going? And what will I find? What’s in this grab-bag that I call my mind? What am I doing alone on the shelf? Ain’t it a shame, No one’s to blame, but myself… Which way is clear? When you’ve lost your way year after year? Do I keep falling in love For just the kick of it? Staggering through the thin and thick of it, Hating each old and tired trick of it. Know what I am, I’m good and sick of it! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7425 "2016-12-27T14:15:44Z")
How lucky can one guy be? I kissed her and she kissed me Like the fella once said, “Ain’t that a kick in the head?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7426 "2016-12-27T14:36:40Z")
nd don’t it seem like Kicks just keep gettin’ harder to find (Oh, you don’t need kicks, girl) And all your kicks ain’t bringin’ you peace of mind (You just need help, girl) Before you find out it’s too late, girl You better get straight ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7427 "2016-12-27T19:14:32Z")
If you ever plan to motor west Travel my way, take the highway that is best Get your kicks on Route 66 It winds from Chicago to L.A. More than two thousand miles all the way Get your kicks on Route 66 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7428 "2016-12-27T23:25:37Z")
I get no kick from champagne, Mere alcohol Doesn’t thrill me at all, So tell me, why should it be true That I get a kick out of you. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2016, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7429 "2016-12-28T04:50:35Z")
Snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine We’re snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine Got this feelin’ I’m gonna drive that girl insane ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2016, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7430 "2016-12-28T05:09:29Z")
The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for birth And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot Crack in the egg Crack in the egg The time is right Crack in my pipe ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2016, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7431 "2016-12-28T07:42:43Z")
It’s like a whirlwind of emotions that occurs when moms and dads fight. It’s like when a girl grins and a motion of hers that holds your arm and grabs tight. Hurl him into the ocean. One of those cold sweat, heat flash types. But extreme fluctuations and temperature changes have been known to crack pipes… Crack pipes… crack pipes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7432 "2016-12-28T15:07:39Z")
Who do you call when your feet won’t move And you need a shot of rhythm and blues Tell me who do you call, baby (Call the) Roto-rooter, baba, troubleshooter ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7433 "2016-12-28T17:02:33Z")
Say, up in Harlem at a table for two There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you From your ankle up, I’ll say you sure are sweet From there down there’s just too much feet Yes, your feet’s too big Don’t want you 'cause you feet’s too big Can’t use you 'cause you feet’s too big I really hate you 'cause your feet’s too big ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7434 "2016-12-28T21:09:18Z")
Oh, I don’t want her, you can have her She’s too fat for me She’s too fat for me She’s too fat for me I don’t want her, you can have her, She’s too fat for me She’s too fat She’s too fat She’s too fat for me ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7435 "2016-12-29T06:04:52Z")
Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I’m callin’ all girls Everyone report to the dance floor ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7436 "2016-12-29T09:55:07Z")
Black boys are delicious Chocolate flavored love Licorice lips like candy Keep my cocoa handy I have such a sweet tooth When it comes to love ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7437 "2016-12-29T14:28:13Z")
Creme tangerine and montelimar A ginger sling with a pineapple heart A coffee dessert, yes, you know it’s good news But you’ll have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle Cool cherry cream, nice apple tart I feel your taste all the time we’re apart Coconut fudge really blows down those blues But you’ll have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7438 "2016-12-30T19:38:46Z")
Call my baby lollipop Tell you why His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie And when he does his shaky rockin’ dance Man, I haven’t got a chance ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7439 "2016-12-30T19:59:24Z")
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7440 "2016-12-30T20:42:30Z")
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