# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7501 "2017-01-13T13:40:47Z")

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In the middle of the night  
I go walking in my sleep  
Through the jungle of doubt  
To a river so deep

I know I’m searching for something  
Something so undefined  
That it can only be seen  
By the eyes of the blind

In the middle of the night

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7502 "2017-01-13T13:59:27Z")

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But in the middle of the night,  
He steals through your garden,  
Gives your hosiery a fright,  
And doesn’t say pardon.  
As soft as a breeze,  
With an arm full of underwear,  
On his hands and knees,  
Dreams about the knicker scare.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7503 "2017-01-13T14:24:53Z")

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Look out, look out, look out for Jimmy Valentine  
For he’s a pal of mine  
A sentimental crook with a touch that lingers  
In his sandpapered fingers  
He can find the combination of your pocketbook

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7504 "2017-01-13T14:29:17Z")

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Is your figure less than Greek  
Is your mouth a little weak  
When you open it to Speak  
Are you smart?

But don’t change a hair for me  
Not if you care for me  
Stay little valentine stay  
Each day is valentines day.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7505 "2017-01-13T18:05:58Z")

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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle  
Hobbes was fond of his dram  
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart  
“I drink, therefore I am”

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed  
A lovely little thinker  
But a bugger when he’s pissed

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7506 "2017-01-13T18:30:00Z")

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There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex  
You may have heard about his odd complex  
His name appears in Freud’s Index 'cause he  
Loved his mother!

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7507 "2017-01-13T22:13:09Z")

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Kids are different today  
I hear every mother say  
Mother needs something today

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7508 "2017-01-14T00:14:24Z")

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Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)  
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)  
Wait until the dust settles

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7509 "2017-01-14T01:06:34Z")

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And the joke has crossed the line  
And the final word is mine  
And the mist has touched the wood  
And the words are understood  
And the sand has drifted high  
And the blind man gave a cry  
And the swallows dance above the sun  
And the swallows dance above the sun  
Yeah

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7510 "2017-01-14T02:41:07Z")

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I understand you’ve been running from the man  
Who goes by the name of the Sandman.  
He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye  
Of a hurricane that’s abandoned.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7511 "2017-01-14T05:46:29Z")

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Hush little baby, don’t say a word  
And never mind that noise you heard  
It’s just the beasts under your bed  
In your closet, in your head

Exit light, enter night  
Grain of sand  
Exit light, enter night  
Take my hand  
We’re off to never never land

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7512 "2017-01-14T13:22:58Z")

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I’ve been thinking about you  
I hope that you’ve been thinking about me  
I’ve been talking about you  
I’ve been talking about you in my sleep

And when I dream, I dream about you  
And when I scream, I scream about you  
I go ba ba ba ba oh oh

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7513 "2017-01-14T15:17:55Z")

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Bom ba ba bom ba bom ba bom bom  
ba ba bom ba ba bom ba ba dang a dang dang  
Ba ba ding a dong ding  
Blue moon moon blue moon dip di dip di dip

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7514 "2017-01-14T15:36:18Z")

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Memory, all alone in the moonlight  
I can dream of the old days  
Life was beautiful then  
I remember the time I knew what happiness was  
Let the memory live again  
Every street lamp seems to beat  
A fatalistic warning  
Someone mutters and the street lamp sputters  
And soon it will be morning

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7515 "2017-01-14T18:13:29Z")

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Under blue moon I saw you  
So soon you’ll take me  
Up in your arms  
Too late to beg you or cancel it  
Though I know it must be the killing time  
Unwillingly mine

Fate  
Up against your will  
Through the thick and thin  
He will wait until  
You give yourself to him

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7516 "2017-01-14T18:21:18Z")

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People tell me it’s a crime  
To feel too much at any one time.  
All it cost me was a dime, but the bells refuse to ring.  
He was born in spring, but I was born too late  
Blame it on a simple twist of fate

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7517 "2017-01-14T20:15:30Z")

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Ten cents a dance, pansies and rough guys, tough guys who tear my gown.  
Seven to midnight I hear drums, loudly the saxophone blows,  
Trumpets are tearing my ear-drums, customers crush my toes.  
Sometimes I think, I’ve found my hero  
But it’s a queer romance

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7518 "2017-01-14T23:51:28Z")

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666 is no longer alone  
He’s getting out the marrow in your back bone  
And the seven trumpets blowing sweet rock and roll  
Gonna blow right down inside your soul  
Pythagoras with the looking glass reflects the full moon  
In blood, he’s writing the lyrics of a brand new tune

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7519 "2017-01-15T00:02:54Z")

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The night was black, was no use holding back  
'Cause I just had to see, was someone watching me  
In the mist dark figures move and twist  
Was all this for real, or just some kind of hell?

666 the number of the beast  
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7520 "2017-01-15T03:58:34Z")

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Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised  
As they start to cry hands held to the sky  
In the night the fires burning bright  
The ritual has begun Satan’s work is done  
666 the number of the Beast  
Sacrifice is going on tonight

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