# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 388
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7741 "2017-02-16T00:51:05Z")
Went to a party I danced all night I drank sixteen beers And I started up a fight But now I am jaded You’re out of luck I’m rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck I’m too drunk to fuck You’re too drunk to fuck Too drunk, to fuck I’m too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7742 "2017-02-16T01:27:32Z")
Why don’t we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don’t think that’s true So, why don’t we get drunk and screw. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7743 "2017-02-16T01:47:35Z")
Help me, I broke apart my insides Help me, I’ve got no soul to sell Help me, the only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7744 "2017-02-16T04:10:36Z")
You don’t always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right to do Sometimes you got to make some love And fuckin’ give her some smooches too ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7745 "2017-02-16T12:38:31Z")
Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light And started buggin’, lightin’ candles all over the room Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick I knew that I would be dead soon This girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a gun or a knife This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life This girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a bomb or a gun This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7746 "2017-02-16T13:07:28Z")
She’ll only come out at night The lean and hungry type Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before Watching and waiting She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door So many have paid to see, what you think you’re getting for free? The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar Money’s the matter, if you’re in it for love you ain’t gonna get too far Oh, here she comes Watch out boy she’ll chew you up Oh, here she comes She’s a man eater ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7747 "2017-02-16T13:18:35Z")
I saw pale kings and princes too, Pale warriors, death-pale were they all; They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci Thee hath in thrall!’ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7748 "2017-02-16T14:50:08Z")
Michelle, ma belle These are words that go together well My Michelle Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble Très bien ensemble ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7749 "2017-02-16T15:57:38Z")
Allons enfants de la Patrie Le jour de gloire est arrivé! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7750 "2017-02-16T21:39:37Z")
Now I think I’m going down to the well tonight and I’m going to drink till I get my fill And I hope when I get old I don’t sit around thinking about it but I probably will Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory of, well time slips away and leaves you with nothing mister but boring stories of glory days ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7751 "2017-02-16T21:53:59Z")
Glory, glory, hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7752 "2017-02-16T21:55:22Z")
School days, school days Dear old Golden Rule days 'Reading and 'riting and 'rithmetic Taught to the tune of the hick’ry stick ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7753 "2017-02-16T22:04:05Z")
Well, she wrote me a letter Said she couldn’t live without me no more Listen mister, can’t you see I got to get back To my baby once-a more Anyway, yeah! Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane Ain’t got time to take a fast train Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home My baby, just-a wrote me a letter ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7754 "2017-02-16T22:07:42Z")
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me Won’t be no time to explain She thinks I’ve been with another woman And that’s enough to send her half insane ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7755 "2017-02-17T01:55:59Z")
Damn The lights are blinking I’m thinking It’s all over when I go out drinking Oh Makin’ my mind slow, That’s why I don’t fuck wit da big four-oh Bro I got ta’ maintain ‘Cause a nigga like me is goin’ insane Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7756 "2017-02-17T09:08:17Z")
I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers Consultin’ with the rain. And my head I’d be scratchin’ While my thoughts were busy hatchin’ If I only had a brain. I’d unravel every riddle for any individ’l, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’ I could be another Lincoln If I only had a brain. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7757 "2017-02-17T12:53:27Z")
We’re playing those mind games together Pushing the barriers planting seeds Playing the mind guerrilla Chanting the Mantra peace on earth ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7758 "2017-02-17T14:24:08Z")
So let your arms hang down And waddle all around Like a dreadful mighty killer A big black wild gorilla We do the King Kong song, won’t you sing along Listen to the music and it couldn’t go wrong We do the Kong Kong song, gotta sing along Can’t you hear the beating of the monkey tom-tom Listen to the rhythm of the King Kong song ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7759 "2017-02-17T14:45:47Z")
Jungle love, it’s drivin’ me mad It’s makin’ me crazy Jungle love, it’s drivin’ me mad It’s makin’ me crazy ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7760 "2017-02-17T14:50:44Z")
I’ve got jungle fever, she’s got jungle fever We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love She’s gone black-boy crazy, I’ve gone white-girl hazy Ain’t no thinking maybe, we’re in love She’s got jungle fever, I’ve got jungle fever We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love I’ve gone white-girl crazy, she’s gone black-boy hazy We’re each other’s baby, we’re in love [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666.md?page=387) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666.md?page=389)