# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7781 "2017-02-20T00:45:09Z")

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I’m not talking ‘bout movin’ in  
And I don’t want to change your life  
But there’s a warm wind blowing the stars around  
And I’d really love to see you tonight

I won’t ask for promises  
So you won’t have to lie  
We’ve both played this game before  
Say I love you  
Say goodbye

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7782 "2017-02-20T01:10:10Z")

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Please don’t ask no questions  
And I won’t tell you lies  
Diggin’ in the dirt, only gonna hurt  
It’s time you realized

If you got somethin’ to say  
Go ahead an’ fire away  
No matter what card you play  
It’s you I’ve always needed

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7783 "2017-02-20T13:32:36Z")

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This time you’ve gone too far  
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you

Don’t talk back  
Just drive the car  
Shut your mouth  
I know what you are  
Don’t say nothing  
Keep your hands on the wheel  
Don’t turn around  
This is for real

Digging in the dirt  
Stay with me, I need support  
I’m digging in the dirt  
To find the places I got hurt  
Open up the places I got hurt

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7784 "2017-02-20T14:03:09Z")

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Too Much Information  
No I was not aware  
Too Much Information  
What makes you think I care

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7785 "2017-02-20T14:21:31Z")

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What can I do to change her mind?  
Maybe she thinks that I’m just not her kind  
I think she wants me but she’s trying to play hard to get  
When she treats me this way, I wish we’d never met

Information, that’s what I need  
Some information. Where did she come from?  
Information, that’s what I need  
Some information

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7786 "2017-02-20T19:09:35Z")

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This one goes out to the one I love  
This one goes out to the one I’ve left behind  
Another prop has occupied my time  
This one goes out to the one I love

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7787 "2017-02-20T22:20:11Z")

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I’m lonesome since I crossed the hill and o’er the moorland sedgy.  
Such heavy thoughts my heart do fill, since parting with my Betsey.  
I seek for one as fair and gay, but find none to remind me.  
How sweet the hours I passed away with the girl I left behind me.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7788 "2017-02-20T23:10:56Z")

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Did you ever hear of  
Sweet Betsy from Pike,  
Who crossed the wide prairies  
With her husband, Ike,  
With two yoke of cattle,  
And one spotted hog,  
A tall Shanghai rooster,  
And an old yeller dog?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7789 "2017-02-21T01:59:18Z")

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Young Yeller is a puppy  
A little old lop-eared puppy  
It’s plain to see he’s got a family tree  
The image of his pappy  
He’s frisky and he’s happy  
And that’s how a good pup should be  
Frisky and happy

Here Yeller  
Come back, Yeller  
Best doggone dog in the west  
In the west  
Here Yeller  
Come back, Yeller  
Best doggone dog in the west  
Best doggone dog in the west

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7790 "2017-02-21T03:26:05Z")

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He’s a humdinger  
a western swinger  
But he has a little trouble  
with his trigger finger  
When he takes aim  
it’s anybody’s guess  
He’s the shakiest gun in the West

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7791 "2017-02-21T03:31:39Z")

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Sometimes you’re better off dead  
There’s a gun in your hand it’s pointing at your head  
You think you’re mad too unstable  
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables  
In a restaurant in a West End town  
Call the police there’s a mad man around  
Running down underground  
To a dive bar in a West End town

In a West End town a dead end world  
The East End boys and West End girls  
In a West end town in a dead end world  
The East End boys and West End girls  
West End girls

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7792 "2017-02-21T09:47:30Z")

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West End Avenue.  
Delis and laundromats and gay bars,  
West End Avenue.  
Only a block away from Zabars.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7793 "2017-02-21T12:54:42Z")

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Is it me? Is it you?  
How do you know when you’re on  
Dead End Avenue?  
You were destined to be mine  
Something always in the way  
But obstacles can be removed

In the flash of a blade  
Is it me? Is it you?  
How do you know when you’re on  
Dead End Avenue?

All this blood I spilled for you  
Why is there horror in your eyes?  
Is it me? Is it you?  
How do you know when you’re on  
Dead End Avenue?

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7794 "2017-02-21T15:14:29Z")

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Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7795 "2017-02-21T15:32:38Z")

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Then you go  
Downtown  
Where the folks are broke.  
You go Downtown  
Where your life’s a joke.  
You go Downtown  
When you buy your token,  
you go  
Home to Skid Row.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7796 "2017-02-21T16:27:04Z")

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How can anything survive  
When these little minds tear you in two…  
What a town without pity can do

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7797 "2017-02-21T16:30:02Z")

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Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,  
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7798 "2017-02-21T16:31:07Z")

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And after it rains there’s a rainbow  
And all of the colors are black.  
It’s not that the colors aren’t there  
It’s just imagination they lack.  
Everything’s the same back in my little town

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7799 "2017-02-21T16:32:03Z")

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The beds are so small that your feet touch the wall  
The bedbugs so big that they swallow you whole  
The lice are so thick that they cover the floor  
I don’t feel at home on the Bowery no more.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7800 "2017-02-21T17:24:04Z")

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The Bow’ry, the Bow’ry!  
They say such things,  
And they do strange things  
On the Bow’ry! The Bow’ry!  
I’ll never go there anymore!

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