# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7841 "2017-02-25T15:15:58Z")

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Too many mountains and not enough stairs to climb  
Too many churches and not enough truth  
Too many people and not enough eyes to see  
Too many lives to lead and not enough time

It’s too late  
She’s gone too far  
She’s lost the sun  
She’s come undone

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7842 "2017-02-25T16:19:17Z")

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There’s too many men, too many people  
Making too many problems  
And there’s not much love to go around  
Can’t you see this is a land of confusion?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7843 "2017-02-25T16:39:13Z")

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My analyst told me  
That I was right out of my head.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7844 "2017-02-25T17:13:07Z")

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Inside outside, leave me alone  
Inside outside, nowhere is home  
Inside outside, where have I been?  
Out of my brain on the 5:15  
Out of my brain on the train

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7845 "2017-02-25T17:13:41Z")

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I was feelin’ . . . so bad,  
I asked my family doctor just what I had,  
I said, “Doctor, . . .  
(Doctor . . .)  
Mr. M.D., . . .  
(Doctor . . .)  
Now can you tell me, tell me, tell me,  
What’s ailin’ me?”  
(Doctor . . .)  
He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,  
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)  
Yes, indeed, all you really need . . .  
(Is good lovin’)  
Gimme that good, good lovin . . .

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7846 "2017-02-25T17:27:29Z")

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,  
I just dropped in  
To see what condition  
My condition was in.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7847 "2017-02-25T19:23:10Z")

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I was last in my class  
Barely passed at the institute  
Now I’m trying to avoid  
Yeah, I’m trying to avoid a malpractice suit

Hey, like a surgeon  
Cuttin’ for the very first time  
Like a surgeon  
Organ transplants are my line

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7848 "2017-02-25T19:37:43Z")

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Help me out! Dig!  
All I do is grunt and groan  
Hurts me to walk anywhere  
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones  
He took my trousers off, told me to cough  
Doctor says there ain’t nothin’ to discuss  
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss

Living with a hernia  
All the time, such aggravation  
Living with a hernia  
Gonna be my ruination  
Living with a hernia  
Got to have an operation  
Feel so old

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7849 "2017-02-25T20:12:41Z")

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Well, I went to the doctor  
I said, “I’m feeling kind of rough”  
He said, “I’ll break it to you, son”  
“Let me break it to you, son”  
Your shit’s fucked up."  
I said, “my shit’s fucked up?”  
Well, I don’t see how-"  
He said, “The shit that used to work-  
It won’t work now.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7850 "2017-02-25T20:19:28Z")

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I’m roasted,  
I’m so fucking roasted,  
I only got two hours of sleep.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7851 "2017-02-25T22:52:45Z")

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I’m so tired, I haven’t slept a wink  
I’m so tired, my mind is on the blink  
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink  
No, no, no.

I’m so tired, I don’t know what to do  
I’m so tired, my mind is set on you  
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7852 "2017-02-26T01:02:28Z")

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I’ve been with 1000’s of men  
Again and again  
They promise the moon  
They always coming and going  
Going and coming  
And always too soon  
Right girls?

I’m tired  
Tired of playing the game  
Ain’t it a crying shame  
I’m so tired!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7853 "2017-02-26T22:03:57Z")

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I recall the tune that I sang to the moon and it seemed to make it smile.  
And I rode away at the close of day and I stayed so long awhile.  
But I long to be where the memory is ringing.  
One more ride…

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7854 "2017-02-27T01:03:18Z")

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A thumb goes up, a car goes by  
It’s nearly 1 AM and here am I  
Hitchin’ a ride, hitchin’ a ride  
Gotta get me home before the mornin’ light

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7855 "2017-02-27T11:35:22Z")

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It’s two a.m.  
The fear has gone  
I’m sitting here waitin’, the gun’s still warm  
Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances  
Yeah there’s a storm on the loose, sirens in my head  
Wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead  
Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7856 "2017-02-27T11:49:58Z")

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It’s quarter to three,  
There’s no one in the place 'cept you and me  
So set ‘em’ up joe  
I got a little story I think you oughtta know

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7857 "2017-02-27T13:03:13Z")

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Easy to poke yourself square in the eye  
Harder to like yourself, harder to try  
These are espouses, postcards and Neoprene  
Roses, a dollar a stem  
Everyone sleeping or pulling a long haul  
The keys in the cooler it’s three a.m.

And Saturn is beckoning no one  
Is off on it’s own  
It’s offering up

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7858 "2017-02-27T15:20:49Z")

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When a Broadway baby says “Good night,”  
It’s early in the morning.  
Manhattan babies don’t sleep tight until the dawn:  
Good night, baby,  
Good night, milkman’s on his way.  
Sleep tight, baby,  
Sleep tight, let’s call it a day,  
Listen to the lullaby of old Broadway.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7859 "2017-02-27T15:54:16Z")

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They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway  
They say there´s always magic in the air  
But when you´re walkin´ down the street  
And you ain´t had enough to eat  
The glitter rubs right off and you´re nowhere

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/7860 "2017-02-27T17:47:23Z")

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I had so much to give,  
So much hope, we held each other high.  
But the heroes are gone,  
And all that’s left is you and me.

I learned the hard way,  
That life should be easy,  
But I want you to know it was hard to show,  
The things that I know now.

And all that’s left is you and me,  
And here we are,  
Nowhere.

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