# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8081 "2017-03-23T00:36:46Z")

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The moon stood still  
On Blueberry Hill  
And lingered until  
My dream came true

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8082 "2017-03-23T02:47:01Z")

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But the Fool on the Hill  
Sees the sun going down,  
And the eyes in his head  
See the world spinning round

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8083 "2017-03-23T03:30:14Z")

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You spin me right round, baby  
Right round like a record, baby  
Right round, round, round  
You spin me right round, baby  
Right round like a record, baby  
Right round, round, round  
I want your love  
I want your love

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8084 "2017-03-23T12:02:59Z")

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Bend me, shape me  
Anyway you want me  
Long as you love me, it’s all right  
Bend me, shape me  
Anyway you want me  
You got the power to turn on the light

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8085 "2017-03-23T12:48:34Z")

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Baby, baby you know it’s true  
I’m a puppet just for you  
I’ll do any little thing you say  
I wouldn’t have it any other way

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8086 "2017-03-23T13:59:39Z")

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Dark chambers of my mind  
Locked around the neck of my love

None of you understand and it doesn’t matter  
To a broken marionette like me

An errant soul, homeless and foul  
An errant soul, homeless and foul  
All gone but the will to live to tell the, to tell the tale

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8087 "2017-03-23T15:00:13Z")

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We skipped the light fandango  
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor  
I was feeling kinda seasick  
But the crowd called out for more  
The room was humming harder  
As the ceiling flew away  
When we called out for another drink  
The waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later  
As the miller told his tale  
That her face, at first just ghostly  
Turned a whiter shade of pale

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8088 "2017-03-23T15:14:52Z")

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Say it loud, I’m black and I’m proud  
Say it loud, I’m black and I’m proud  
One more time, say it loud, I’m black and I’m proud, huh!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8089 "2017-03-24T06:31:02Z")

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I’m white inside, but that don’t help my case  
Cause I can’t hide what is on my face  
I’m so forlorn. Life’s just a thorn  
My heart is torn. Why was I born?  
What did I do to be so black and blue?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8090 "2017-03-24T12:37:23Z")

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It’s not that easy being green;  
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.  
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold-  
or something much more colorful like that.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8091 "2017-03-24T12:47:07Z")

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This frog has some climbing to do  
This frog has some dreams that he’s makin come true  
This frog never will falter, no not through slush or fog  
This frog will not wear a halter, cause nothing halts this frog!  
I made myself a promise as a young green pollywog:  
I’ll be on top!  
Nothing can stop (Nothing can stop) THIS FROG!  
(THIS FROG! THIS FROG! THIS FROG)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8092 "2017-03-24T13:04:25Z")

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I’m in love with a big blue frog,  
A big blue frog loves me.  
It’s not as bad as it appears  
He wears glasses and he’s six foot three.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8093 "2017-03-24T17:30:32Z")

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Ain’t got no home  
A-no place to roam  
Ain’t got no home  
A-no place to roam  
I’m a lonely boy  
I ain’t got a home

I got a voice  
I love to sing  
I sing like a girl  
And I sing like a frog  
I’m a lonely boy  
I ain’t got a home

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8094 "2017-03-24T18:07:50Z")

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When I was ten years old, I was told  
You can’t play baseball  
You’ve got to pitch underhand  
You can’t throw it like a man  
It won’t be any fun at all  
Girls don’t know how to have fun  
Girls don’t last in the long run  
Girls give birth and stuff but  
They’re not really tough enough

Now all over this big wide world  
I play like a girl  
From the California lights to the Serengetti nights  
I play like a girl

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8095 "2017-03-24T18:51:41Z")

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From the watchtowers I’ve been spotted  
Fingers pointing at my mouth  
Spotlights turn and pivot towards me  
But I dare not make a sound

How can I sing like a girl  
And not be stigmatized  
By the rest of the world?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8096 "2017-03-24T21:55:49Z")

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All along the watchtower  
Princes kept the view  
While all the women came and went  
Barefoot servants too  
Outside in the cold distance  
A wildcat did growl  
Two riders were approaching  
And the wind began to howl, hey.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8097 "2017-03-24T22:58:54Z")

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I know every trail in the Lone Star State  
'Cause I ride the range in a Ford V-8  
Yippie yi yo kayah

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8098 "2017-03-25T01:11:34Z")

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Like a rhinestone cowboy  
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo  
Like a rhinestone cowboy  
Getting cards and letters from people I don’t even know  
And offers comin’ over the phone

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8099 "2017-03-25T02:01:38Z")

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The clowns wear taffeta don’t you know,  
It’s a sparkle and spangle  
Jingly jangle, RuPaul on an Appaloosa,  
Drag queen rodeo

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8100 "2017-03-25T06:48:02Z")

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Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me  
I’m not sleepy and there ain’t no place I’m going to  
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me  
In the jingle jangle morning I’ll come following you

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