# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8181 "2017-04-07T05:47:37Z")

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Do Re Mi Do Mi Do Mi  
Re Mi Fa Fa Mi Re Fa  
Mi Fa So Mi So Mi So  
Fa So La La So Fa La

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8182 "2017-04-07T11:30:51Z")

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Mi, a name to call myself,  
Fa, a long, long way to run

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8183 "2017-04-07T11:50:34Z")

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Whatcha tryin’ to do to my heart  
Whatcha tryin’ to do to my heart  
You go around, tellin’ lies, and now you wanna compromise  
Whatcha tryin’ to do to my heart  
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side, yeah

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8184 "2017-04-07T12:03:33Z")

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You better run for your life if you can, little girl  
Hide your head in the sand, little girl  
Catch you with another man  
That’s the end, ah, little girl

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8185 "2017-04-07T13:07:49Z")

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I met this girl called Lorraine who stole my heart

But when I find her, I’m gonna kill her  
But when I find her, I’m gonna kill her  
But when I find her, I’m gonna kill her  
But when I find her, I’m gonna kill her

Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine Lorraine

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8186 "2017-04-07T13:08:40Z")

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I used to love her, but I had to kill her  
I used to love her, but I had to kill her  
I had to put her six feet under  
And I can still hear her complain

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8187 "2017-04-07T14:09:31Z")

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I drew a saber through her,  
It was a bloody knife,  
I threw her in the river,  
Which was a dreadful sight.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8188 "2017-04-07T15:02:47Z")

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Cutting razors sounding violence  
Recalling cutthroats razor sin  
You’ve gone too far  
My dawnrazor’s falling brush the sun  
My dawnrazor’s falling brush the sun  
My dawnrazor’s falling brush the sun  
Our dark angel has fallen brush the sun

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8189 "2017-04-07T15:18:23Z")

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I am an angel of darkness  
Abhorrent to those who are frail  
The strength inside me is my will to believe  
In myself, with no self-betrayal  
My force is my own preservation  
My destiny mine to control  
I don’t live my life to be judged by anyone  
Surviving intact is my role

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8190 "2017-04-07T18:44:45Z")

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I don’t get mad,  
I don’t get even,  
I make sure I get ahead

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8191 "2017-04-07T22:03:41Z")

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A lot of people were saying things that made little sense  
Then the next thing you know the head of Handyman Joe  
Was found in the fountain of the Mayor’s residence  
Foul play can really get a small town going  
La la la la La la la lie  
Even God’s children all have to die

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**Author:** ![AngeloftheNorth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelofthenorth/32/19559_2.png) [@AngeloftheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngeloftheNorth)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8192 "2017-04-07T22:12:33Z")

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Now the town of Jersey City  
Is quieting down again,

I’m sitting in a gambling club  
Called the Lion’s Den.

The TV set was blown up,  
Every bit of it is gone,

Ever since the nightly news show  
The Monkeyman was on.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8193 "2017-04-07T22:44:48Z")

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Let me tell you a story  
About two kids in the city  
See they both have a problem with life and it isn’t very pretty  
There’s a kid called Timmy  
He used to be pretty witty  
But then too many rides on the horse got him hooked and it’s a pity

Cause now he’s got a monkey  
He’s got a monkey can’t fight it  
Monkey - On his back he can’t deny it  
Monkey - He found a dragon that bites a hole in his arm at night  
Where all the money goes  
Monkey, monkey on his back  
Monkey, monkey on his back  
A dirty monkey

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8194 "2017-04-07T22:49:50Z")

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Shake that 'ol monkey off my back  
Gimme my money back slip through your crack  
Gimme my money back sit back

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8195 "2017-04-08T00:59:18Z")

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The creature in the sky  
Got sucked in a hole  
Now there’s a hole in the sky

And the ground’s not cold  
And if the ground’s not cold  
Everything is gonna burn  
We’ll all take turns, I’ll get mine too

This monkey’s gone to Heaven

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8196 "2017-04-08T01:43:41Z")

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Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees  
And people say we monkey around  
But we’re too busy singing  
To put anybody down

We’re just tryin’ to be friendly  
Come and watch us sing and play  
We’re the young generation  
And we’ve got something to say

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8197 "2017-04-08T02:27:18Z")

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They’ve got a pet monkey  
who likes to get drunky,  
and sing boogie woogie  
And it sounds real funky

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8198 "2017-04-08T12:05:04Z")

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Won’t you take me to  
Funkytown?  
Won’t you take me to  
Funkytown?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8199 "2017-04-08T12:57:18Z")

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It’s gonna be a funky new year  
Funky new year  
Oh, ah, got to be a funky new year  
Funky new year

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8200 "2017-04-08T14:35:40Z")

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All is quiet on New Year’s Day  
A world in white gets underway  
I want to be with you, be with you night and day  
Nothing changes on New Year’s Day  
On New Year’s Day

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