# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8401 "2017-05-08T02:07:03Z")

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Take on me  
Take me on  
I’ll be gone  
In a day

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8402 "2017-05-08T04:39:15Z")

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Take off!  
To the Great White North  
Take off!  
It’s a beauty way to go  
Take off!  
To the Great White North!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8403 "2017-05-08T05:27:31Z")

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Let me entertain you  
Let me make you smile  
Let me do a few tricks  
Some old and then some new tricks  
I’m very versatile

And if you’re real good  
I’ll make you feel good  
I want your spirits too climb

So let me entertain you  
And we’ll have a real good time, yes sir  
We’ll have a real good time

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8404 "2017-05-08T14:18:22Z")

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Wouldn’t you like to have fun? Fun? Fun?  
How’s about a few laughs? Laughs?  
I can show you a good time  
Let me show you a good time

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8405 "2017-05-08T21:23:49Z")

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When all the laughter dies in sorrow  
And the tears have risen to a flood  
When all the wars have found a cause  
In human wisdom and in blood

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8406 "2017-05-08T21:39:32Z")

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No food supplies, no water supplies  
No powers supplies or other supplies  
No compromise, just say your goodbyes  
And everybody dies!  
No explanation or clarification  
No information or justification  
Forget the why’s, just cover your eyes  
And everybody dies!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8407 "2017-05-08T21:54:43Z")

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No phone, no lights, no motor car,  
Not a single luxury,  
Like Robinson Crusoe,  
It’s primitive as can be.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8408 "2017-05-09T05:37:00Z")

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Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?  
Every Saturday night they would start in to roam  
And on Sunday morning they’d come staggering home  
They went hunting for rabbits when the weather grew colder  
But Crusoe came home with a hare on his shoulder  
Now, where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8409 "2017-05-09T11:40:50Z")

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Me and Jonas lost at sea  
Deep inside a dream we’re trailing  
Heard him whisper wait for me  
Sun goes down and we’re still sailing

I’m not nervous but I think I’ll lay back anyway  
I’m not helpless but I think I’ll stay  
And even the waves won’t carry me away

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8410 "2017-05-09T12:49:43Z")

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Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona  
See you, me and Julio  
Down by the school yard  
Me and Julio down by the school yard

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8411 "2017-05-10T02:26:02Z")

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Playing with the queen of hearts,  
knowing it ain’t really smart  
The joker ain’t the only fool  
who’ll do anything for you

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8412 "2017-05-10T05:24:29Z")

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I’d do anything to hold you  
I’d go anywhere to touch you  
I’d do anything you want me to  
If you’ll just stay with me awhile  
I’d sing any song your heart desires  
I would sing out loud of love’s sweet fires  
Oo, I’d do all this and so much more  
If you’ll just stay with me awhile

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8413 "2017-05-10T07:14:51Z")

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I’ll do anything  
For you dear anything  
For you mean everything to me.

I know that  
I’ll go anywhere  
For your smile, anywhere –  
For your smile, ev’rywhere –  
I’d see.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8414 "2017-05-10T10:53:13Z")

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I would do anything for love  
I would do anything for love  
I would do anything for love  
But I won’t do that

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8415 "2017-05-10T14:25:28Z")

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Yeah we walked down the aisle for another mile  
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles  
And you can have all the money soon  
You’re so deluxe, you’re so divine  
You’re so fifty light years ahead of your time  
You’re a riddle, you’re a ripple

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8416 "2017-05-10T15:32:21Z")

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I’d walk a million miles  
For one of your smiles,  
My Mammy!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8417 "2017-05-10T22:22:01Z")

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On a quest for life, through the sable skies  
What a show! Behold!  
The dawn of a million souls  
On a bold crusade, in the realm of shade  
What a show! Behold!  
The dawn of a million souls

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8418 "2017-05-10T22:36:18Z")

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An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day.  
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way.  
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw  
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up a cloudy draw.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8419 "2017-05-11T00:03:00Z")

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Big talk and gunsmoke  
Death plays the white man  
Strutting on film again  
Suffer the weak hearts  
Fecal emotions

Feeding the flame for a change  
In flux again  
Feeding the flame for a change  
Caught in flux again

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8420 "2017-05-11T01:22:08Z")

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The mighty grunion are rising up and storming the beach  
And on the toll road the trolls are slipping out of their leash

Hey, John Wayne  
It’s good to see you when I get off the plane  
Your bronze skin’s turned pale  
And he says, “Pilgrim, tell me how did I fail?”

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