# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8421 "2017-05-11T11:16:55Z")

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Oh the great sequin cowboy who sings of the plains  
Of roundups and rustlers and home on the range  
Turn on the TV, shut out the lights  
Roy Rogers is riding tonight

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8422 "2017-05-11T11:53:55Z")

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'Cause I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride  
I’m wanted dead or alive  
'Cause I’m a cowboy, I got the night on my side  
I’m wanted dead or alive

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8423 "2017-05-11T14:18:54Z")

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White on white translucent black capes  
Back on the rack  
Bela Lugosi’s dead  
The bats have left the bell tower  
The victims have been bled  
Red velvet lines the black box  
Bela Lugosi’s dead  
Undead undead undead

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8424 "2017-05-11T14:49:22Z")

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Timothy Leary’s dead.  
No, no, no, no, He’s outside looking in.  
He’ll fly his astral plane,  
Takes you trips around the bay,  
Brings you back the same day,  
Timothy Leary.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8425 "2017-05-11T15:05:43Z")

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Can you see me I’m floating in the air  
Can you wake me I’m crying  
I can see you, you’re lying next to me  
I can’t wake you, I’m trying  
Astral Projection can get me out of here  
Astral Projection ahahahahahahah, ahahahahahahah

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8426 "2017-05-11T16:15:51Z")

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Now I’m lying here with Linda on my mind  
And next to me, my soon-to-be the one I left behind.  
And Lord it’s killing me to see her crying –  
She knows I’m lying here beside her with Linda on my mind.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8427 "2017-05-11T16:56:54Z")

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Charm assault  
Get out of my brain  
You can leave but  
The truth will always remain  
Your charm assault  
Has scarred the world  
It looks so ugly  
As your lies begin to unfurl

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8428 "2017-05-11T18:13:24Z")

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Tell me lies  
Tell me sweet little lies  
(Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8429 "2017-05-12T17:23:53Z")

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The check’s in the mail, hey! You’re beautiful  
Don’t ever change you know what I mean  
My girl will call your girl we’ll talk, we’ll do lunch  
Or leave a message on my machine  
So baby won’t you sign on the dotted line  
I’m gonna make your dreams come true  
The check’s in the mail, would I lie to you?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8430 "2017-05-12T20:28:29Z")

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I run into those wild places  
And I feel so alive.

Elemental light, you’re beautiful, you’re beautiful  
Elemental light, she’s beautiful, she’s beautiful  
Elemental light, you’re beautiful, you’re beautiful  
Elemental light, she’s beautiful, she’s beautiful

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8431 "2017-05-12T20:37:34Z")

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Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me,  
Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee,  
Sounds of the rude world heard in the day,  
Lulled by the moonlight have all passed away!  
Good thing buddha david answered the Prof’s post, because the first thing I thought of was a rather uncouth song by David Allen Coe…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8432 "2017-05-12T21:00:45Z")

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There’s a kind of hush all over the world tonight  
All over the world you can hear the sounds of lovers in love  
You know what I mean

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8433 "2017-05-12T22:16:08Z")

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I heard a sound  
I turned around  
Turned around to find the thing that made the sound

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8434 "2017-05-12T22:32:08Z")

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I hear music but there’s no one there

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8435 "2017-05-13T00:44:06Z")

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Behind the curtains silhouettes are disembodied  
Dancing in the frame (frame frame frame)  
And with all the conversations over  
The quiet freezes like they never came (came came came)

Pull me up from deep inside this pillow  
Feathers soft I lay my head in sorrow  
There’s caverns dark and then there’s eyes that stare  
And I hear fingers snapping but there’s no one there

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8436 "2017-05-13T03:28:38Z")

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A message to the forces  
I’ve no pity don’t know how thankful to feel  
Expectations of my daily bread  
Gives me the hunger to steal

You want the good life, you break your back  
You snap your fingers, you snap your neck

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8437 "2017-05-13T14:12:29Z")

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And if you can’t drive with a broken back  
At least you can polish the fender

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8438 "2017-05-13T14:43:32Z")

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I told a girl that my prospects were good  
And she said baby, it’s understood  
Working for peanuts is all very fine  
But I can show you a better time

Baby you can drive my car  
Yes I’m gonna be a star  
Baby you can drive my car  
And maybe I’ll love you

Beep beep’m beep beep yeah

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8439 "2017-05-13T17:44:07Z")

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Can’t see the lights or the blue orange signs  
Can’t see the road or the long white lines  
Feeling the ground through the pedals on the floor  
Feeling death pounding at the door

Windows all open, there’s chaos in my hair  
Driving me round and leaving me there  
Cover my eyes and we’ll die driving blind  
Cover my trail and we’ll leave this life behind

Drive blind

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8440 "2017-05-13T17:45:29Z")

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Ever since I was a young boy  
I’ve played the silver ball  
From Soho down to Brighton  
I must have played them all  
But I ain’t seen nothing like him  
In any amusement hall  
That deaf dumb and blind kid  
Sure plays a mean pin ball!

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