# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8441 "2017-05-13T19:59:09Z")

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It’s poetry in motion  
And now she’s making love to me  
The spheres’re in commotion  
The elements in harmony  
She blinded me with science  
(She blinded me with science!)  
And hit me with technology

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8442 "2017-05-13T20:35:42Z")

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I’ve got a tiger by the tail, it’s plain to see;  
I won’t be much when you get through’ with me  
Well, I’m a-losing weight and a-turnin’ mighty pale  
Looks like I’ve got a tiger by the tail

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8443 "2017-05-13T21:18:59Z")

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Where’s that tiger? Where’s that tiger?  
Where’s that tiger? Where’s that tiger?  
Hold that tiger! Hold that tiger ! Hold that tiger!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8444 "2017-05-14T00:29:40Z")

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Letting it go is jumping the train  
Is to dance with the tiger  
Letting it go though we won’t be the same  
Is to dance with the tiger  
Letting it go is the name of the game  
Is to dance with the tiger  
And laugh at the rain

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8445 "2017-05-14T13:14:56Z")

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Blame it on the rain (rain)  
Blame it on the stars (stars)  
Whatever you do don’t put the blame on you  
Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8446 "2017-05-14T13:24:44Z")

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Should we blame the government?  
Or blame society?  
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No! Blame Canada, blame Canada  
With all their beady little eyes  
And flappin’ heads so full of lies

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8447 "2017-05-14T14:42:16Z")

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What did you learn in school today,  
Dear little boy of mine?  
I learned our Government must be strong;  
It’s always right and never wrong.  
Our leaders are the finest men  
And so we elect them again and again.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8448 "2017-05-14T16:30:41Z")

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The teacher stands in front of the class  
But the lesson plan he can’t recall  
The student’s eyes don’t perceive the lies  
Bouncing off every fucking wall  
His composure is well kept  
I guess he fears playing the fool  
The complacent students sit and listen to some of that  
Bullshit that he learned in school

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8449 "2017-05-14T16:35:14Z")

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Teacher, teach me how to read and write,  
You can teach me about biology,  
But you can’t tell me what I am living for  
Cause that’s still a mystery.  
Teacher, teach me about nuclear physics  
And teach me about the structure of man,  
But all your endless calculations  
Can’t tell me why I am.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8450 "2017-05-14T16:58:59Z")

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We don’t need no education  
We don’t need no thought control  
No dark sarcasm in the classroom  
Teachers leave them kids alone

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8451 "2017-05-14T20:31:01Z")

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We destroyed the government  
We’re destroying time  
No more problems on the way  
I’m through doctor  
We don’t need your kind  
The other ones, ugly ones  
Stupid boys, wrong ones

I’m all alone, so are we all  
We’re all clones, all are one and one are all  
All are one and one are all

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8452 "2017-05-15T01:29:10Z")

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I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)  
They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)  
Born in a science lab late one night  
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)  
There’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around  
I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)  
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8453 "2017-05-15T21:20:42Z")

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I can still recall  
The wheat fields of St. Paul  
And the morning we got caught  
Robbing from an old hen

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8454 "2017-05-16T00:48:45Z")

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Go tell Aunt Rhody  
Go tell Aunt Rhody  
Go tell Aunt Rhody  
The old gray goose is dead.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8455 "2017-05-16T08:48:14Z")

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Go tell it on the mountain  
Over the hills and everywhere  
Go tell it on the mountain  
Our Jesus Christ is born

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8456 "2017-05-16T11:37:54Z")

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Over the hills and far away,  
He swears he will return one day.  
Far from the mountains and the seas,  
Back in her arms he swears he’ll be.  
Over the hills and far away.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8457 "2017-05-16T11:39:10Z")

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Riding through dust clouds and barren wastes  
Galloping hard on the plains  
Chasing the redskins back to their holes  
Fighting them at their own game  
Murder for freedom the stab in the back  
Women and children are cowards attack

Run to the hills, run for your lives  
Run to the hills, run for your lives

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8458 "2017-05-16T15:47:39Z")

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Please Mr. Custer, I don’t want to go  
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go  
I had a dream last night  
About the coming fight  
Somebody yelled “Attack”  
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8459 "2017-05-16T22:43:54Z")

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Little arrows in your clothing  
Little arrows in your hair  
When you’re in love you’ll find  
Those little arrows everywhere

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8460 "2017-05-17T01:31:14Z")

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Robin Hood and Little John  
Runnin’ through the forest  
Jumpin’ fences, dodgin’ trees  
And tryin’ to get away  
Contemplatin’ nothin’  
But escapin’ and finally makin’ it  
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally  
Golly, what a day

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