# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8501 "2017-05-22T12:42:10Z")

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Mother needs something today to calm her down  
And though she’s not really ill  
There’s a little yellow pill  
She goes running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper  
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8502 "2017-05-22T13:14:19Z")

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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small  
And the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all  
Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8503 "2017-05-22T14:17:05Z")

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She tries not to shatter  
Kaleidoscope style  
Personality changes behind her red smile  
Every new problem brings a stranger inside  
Helplessly forcing one more new disguise

Christine, the strawberry girl  
Christine, banana split lady  
Christine, the strawberry girl  
Christine, banana split lady

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8504 "2017-05-22T15:03:02Z")

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Picture yourself in a boat on a river  
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies  
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly  
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8505 "2017-05-22T22:27:23Z")

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xxx

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8506 "2017-05-23T00:05:16Z")

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Collideascope  
Everything looks topsy turvy  
You will see one young girl split into two  
One half who’s false one half true

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8507 "2017-05-23T00:27:30Z")

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Never tell a secret with your eyes  
It’s the eyes that let you down  
Tell a little truth with many lies  
It’s the only way I’ve found

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8508 "2017-05-23T00:45:07Z")

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Be sure it’s true when you say I love you  
It’s a sin to tell a lie

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8509 "2017-05-23T00:54:05Z")

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A lie may well fool someone else  
But it tells the truth about you to you

I can tell when you’re telling lies  
I can see it in your tired eyes  
I can tell when you’re telling lies  
I can see it in your lack of surprise

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8510 "2017-05-23T01:12:17Z")

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Hollow doll, you lied again  
Don’t come here to pray so full of lie  
Those fantasies invade like a cancer forms inside  
Regarding the pain I’m counting again  
Recover from this doll who you burning for

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8511 "2017-05-23T01:27:02Z")

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I’m gonna buy a Paper Doll that I can call my own  
A doll that other fellows cannot steal  
And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes  
Will have to flirt with dollies that are real

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8512 "2017-05-23T22:24:04Z")

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Paper roses, paper roses,  
Oh how real those roses seem to me  
But they’re only imitation  
Like your imitation love for me

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8513 "2017-05-23T23:19:37Z")

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You’re honey child to a swarm of bees  
Gonna blow right through you like a breeze  
Give me one last dance  
We’ll slide down the surface of things

You’re the real thing  
Yeah the real thing  
You’re the real thing  
Even better than the real thing. Child

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8514 "2017-05-24T02:46:56Z")

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Birds do it, bees do it  
Even educated fleas do it  
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8515 "2017-05-24T21:50:25Z")

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Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees  
And the flowers and the trees  
And the moon up above  
And a thing called “Love”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8516 "2017-05-25T01:02:29Z")

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Love obviously very soon everybody  
Love obviously very soon everybody  
Oh don’t you love that sweet time  
Oh don’t you love that sweet time

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8517 "2017-05-25T02:44:46Z")

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Touch that dial, turn me on  
Start me like a motor, make me run  
Lovin’ every minute of it  
Lovin’ every minute of it  
Turn that dial all the way  
Shoot me like a rocket into space  
Lovin’ every minute of it  
Lovin’ every minute of it  
Lovin’ every minute of it, c’mon

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8518 "2017-05-25T11:12:27Z")

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Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast  
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8519 "2017-05-25T16:33:30Z")

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Down on the corner by the traffic light  
Everybody’s lookin’ as she goes by  
They turn their heads and they watch her till she’s gone  
Lord have mercy, baby’s got her blue jeans on

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8520 "2017-05-25T17:41:45Z")

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And if you pardon me  
I’d like to say  
We’ll do okay  
Forever in blue jeans, babe  
And long as I can have you  
Here with me I’d much rather be  
Forever in blue jeans, babe

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