# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8521 "2017-05-25T21:27:04Z")

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See him wasted on the sidewalk, in his jacket and his jeans  
Wearin’ yesterday’s misfortunes like a smile  
Once he had a future, full of money love and dreams  
Which he spent like they was goin’ out o’ style

And he keeps right on a’changin’, for the better or the worse  
Searchin’ for a shrine he’s never found  
Never knowin’ if believin’, is a blessin’ or a curse  
Or if the goin’ up was worth, the comin’ down

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8522 "2017-05-25T21:49:20Z")

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I’m coming down, coming down like a monkey  
But it’s alright  
Like a load on your back that you can’t see  
Oh, but it’s alright  
Try to shake it loose, cut it free  
Just let it go, just get it away from me, oh

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8523 "2017-05-25T22:48:01Z")

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Shock the monkey, shock the monkey  
Shock the monkey, shock the monkey  
Shock the monkey to life

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8524 "2017-05-26T01:05:07Z")

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The man at the back has a question  
His tongue’s involved with solutions  
But the monkey on my back  
Won’t stop laughing

Over the wall  
Hand in hand  
Over the wall  
Watch us fall

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8525 "2017-05-26T22:57:29Z")

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Once I was climbing the garden wall  
I slipped and had a terrible fall  
I fell so hard, I heard bells ring  
But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8526 "2017-05-27T00:11:27Z")

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There’s always been Ethel:  
“Jacob, wake up! You’ve got to tidy your room now.”  
And then Mister Lewis:  
“Isn’t it time that he was out on his own?”  
Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!  
Keep them mowing blades sharp…

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8527 "2017-05-27T01:39:00Z")

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[**SCAdian** , I see what you did there (same song I put into titles…)]

Well the first thing you know ol Jed’s a millionaire,  
The kinfolk said “Jed move away from there”  
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”  
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8528 "2017-05-27T02:40:23Z")

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All the people with pools  
Always put up their signs  
Make up their rules  
And impose all their fines  
And they have all their fences  
To keep us all out  
And they have all their parties  
Where they talk about  
People with pools

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8529 "2017-05-27T12:15:15Z")

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You got a heart so big  
It could crush this town  
And I can’t hold out forever  
Even walls fall down

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8530 "2017-05-27T12:44:51Z")

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These barricades can only hold for so long  
Her world collapsed early Sunday morning  
She took the child held tight  
Opened the window  
A breath, this song, how long  
And knew, knew; belong

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8531 "2017-05-27T13:09:11Z")

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Why do you keep holdin’ on  
Keep holdin’ on to me  
Come tomorrow I’ll be gone  
And you will be alone and I’ll be free

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8532 "2017-05-27T14:35:13Z")

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I’m free - I’m free  
And freedom tastes of reality  
I’m free - I’m free  
And I’m waiting for you to follow me

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8533 "2017-05-27T15:00:18Z")

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Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8534 "2017-05-27T16:02:02Z")

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Now I’m free  
Free fallin’

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8535 "2017-05-27T18:16:57Z")

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I leave a life behind me  
I feel myself begin  
I’m reaching out to keep you  
Falling farther in

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8536 "2017-05-27T23:37:49Z")

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Reach out in the darkness  
And you may find a friend

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8537 "2017-05-28T00:13:08Z")

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Now when the day goes to sleep and the full moon looks  
And the night is so black that the darkness cooks  
And you come creeping around  
Making me do things I don’t want to do

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8538 "2017-05-28T12:23:53Z")

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(Boogie nights, boogie nights)  
(Boogie nights) ain’t no doubt we are here to party  
(Boogie nights) come on now got to get it started

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8539 "2017-05-28T15:30:37Z")

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Well, I went out to a party just the other night  
I was jammin’ to the music, I was feelin’ all right  
I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac  
When my woman said, “Baby, why’s your hand behind your back?”

Gotta boogie  
I said boogie  
I gotta boogie  
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can’t shake it off

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8540 "2017-05-28T16:23:13Z")

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I’m just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime

Nothing but a low-down beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed, turkey necked, weasle faced, worthless hunk of slime

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