# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8821 "2017-07-15T15:05:02Z")

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Is it a drug? I wouldn’t know, but it’s 10 a.m. and I am moving way too slow  
I need to get a movin’ on, but I just can’t get this hitch out of my get-along  
So I’m going to the grinder, filling up the pot,  
Putting in a filter, come on show me what you got

The magic bean, the magic bean, it’s the most amazing thing that I’ve ever seen  
The magic bean, my kingdom for a cup of magic beans

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8822 "2017-07-15T15:10:10Z")

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I want a new drug, one that won’t make me sick  
One that won’t make me crash my car  
Or make me feel feet, feet, feet thick

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8823 "2017-07-15T18:37:56Z")

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All this talk of getting old  
It’s getting me down my love  
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown  
This time I’m comin’ down

Now the drugs don’t work  
They just make you worse  
But I know I’ll see your face again

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8824 "2017-07-15T19:28:33Z")

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No no no no, I don’t sniff it no more  
I’m tired of waking up on the floor  
No, thank you, please,  
It only makes me sneeze  
And then it makes it hard to find the door

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8825 "2017-07-17T03:51:50Z")

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No-no, no, no-no, no-no-no-no  
No, no-no, no, no, no-no, no-no, no-no  
No-no-no-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

Nobody can do the shing-a-ling like I do  
Nobody can do the skate like I do  
Nobody can do boogaloo like I do  
Nobody can do Philly like I do

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8826 "2017-07-17T13:16:00Z")

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Do the Hustle.  
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8827 "2017-07-18T01:51:15Z")

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De do do do, de da da da, is all I want to say to you  
De do do do, de da da da, their innocence will pull me through  
De do do do, de da da da, is all I want to say to you  
De do do do, de da da da, they’re meaningless and all that’s true

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8828 "2017-07-18T13:12:10Z")

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Oh, so lonesome for you  
Why can’t you be blue over me?  
Now that it’s over, I realize  
Those weak words you whispered, were nothing but lies

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8829 "2017-07-18T13:13:53Z")

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And it stacks up badly that it never makes sense  
You sense that sensation is who’s paying the rent  
And she beckons to you with her fingers and lies  
She says: “Can’t you slice the price of your paradise?”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8830 "2017-07-18T13:31:29Z")

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You know and I know, rent means dough,  
Landlord’s goin’ to put us out in the snow,  
Rufus Rastus Johnson Brown,  
what you goin’ to do when the rent comes 'round.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8831 "2017-07-18T13:32:41Z")

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John Brown died that the slave might be free  
John Brown died that the slave might be free  
John Brown died that the slave might be free  
But his soul is marching on!  
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!  
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!  
Glory, Glory! Hallelujah!  
His soul is marching on

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8832 "2017-07-18T18:36:11Z")

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Echoes in rain  
Drifting in waves  
Long journey home  
Never too late  
Black as a crow  
Night comes again  
Everything flows  
Here comes another new day

Alleluia, alle-alle alleluia  
Alleluia, alleluia  
Alleluia, alle-alle alleluia  
Alleluia, alleluia

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8833 "2017-07-18T18:42:29Z")

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For the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth:  
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8834 "2017-07-18T19:09:12Z")

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Please allow me to introduce myself  
I’m a man of wealth and taste  
I’ve been around for a long, long year  
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8835 "2017-07-18T20:39:59Z")

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Now I have you with me, under my power  
Our love grows stronger now with every hour  
Look into my eyes, you’ll see who I am  
My name is Lucifer, please take my hand

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8836 "2017-07-18T23:00:57Z")

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Some say that knowledge is something that you never have  
Some say that knowledge is something sat in your lap  
Some say that heaven is hell  
Some say that hell is heaven

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8837 "2017-07-18T23:28:32Z")

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They say that heaven is ten zillion light years away  
But if there is a God, we need Him now

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8838 "2017-07-19T01:35:52Z")

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Speeding through a shadow of a million years  
Darkness is the only sound to reach her ears  
Frightening her with the visions of eternity  
Screaming for a future that can never be

Oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh  
Left without a hope of coming home

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8839 "2017-07-19T17:39:50Z")

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To thee, I’ll return  
Overburdened with care  
The heart’s dearest solace  
Will smile on me there

No more from that cottage  
Again I will roam  
Be it ever so humble  
There’s no place like home

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8840 "2017-07-19T18:02:25Z")

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I don’t know what I’m searching for.  
I never have opened the door.  
Tomorrow might find me at last  
Turning my back on the past.  
But time will tell of stars that fell  
A million years ago.  
Memories can never take you back  
Home, sweet home.  
You can never go home any more.

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