# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8861 "2017-07-26T00:26:49Z")

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Now you’re looking back where everything seems near  
Scared of letting all that comfort disappear.

Losing sight of that familiar touch you know  
Sinking into unknown beauty for a day  
Living everything as it comes and goes  
The only times you know have passed away

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8862 "2017-07-26T13:55:57Z")

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Tale as old as time  
True as it can be  
Barely even friends  
Then somebody bends  
Unexpectedly.  
Just a little change  
Small to say the least  
Both a little scared  
Neither one prepared  
Beauty and the Beast

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8863 "2017-07-26T14:10:58Z")

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Sanest choice in this insane world:  
Beware the beast but enjoy the feast he offers

All of my songs can only be composed of the greatest of pains  
Every single verse can only be born of the greatest of wishes  
I wish I had one more night to live

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8864 "2017-07-26T14:34:35Z")

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By the light of the silvery moon  
My fur will grow  
Covering most of my torso  
I’ll grow paws  
And fangs in my jaws  
Smash down the door  
Turn the guards into gore  
Bodies will be strewn  
'Neath the silvery moon

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8865 "2017-07-27T13:36:51Z")

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I’m a beast, I’m a troll  
But at least I got a role.  
Disney offered me a bonus  
So I had to sell my soul.  
I’m a dreck in this wreck  
Ah, but heck I get a check.  
All in all, it’s quite delicious  
Getting paid to dance with dishes.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8866 "2017-07-27T14:34:33Z")

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And in the master’s chambers,  
They gathered for the feast  
They stab it with their steely knives,  
But they just can’t kill the beast

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8867 "2017-07-27T18:11:09Z")

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So long to this wretched form  
Them gray eyes on the subway  
Long before you were born  
You were always to be a dagger floating  
Straight to their heart

Listen now, we won’t tell anyone  
But you’re gonna tell the world  
So life ain’t been any fun  
Now your viscera unfurls

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8868 "2017-07-27T18:25:34Z")

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Bang! Bang! Maxwell’s Silver Dagger came down upon her head!

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8869 "2017-07-27T20:06:07Z")

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I saw her from the corner of my eye, eye, eye  
Yes she looked so good I thought I’d die  
My heart went bang shang a lang, bang shang a lang  
Bang shang a lang, bang, bang

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8870 "2017-07-28T01:57:12Z")

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For all time  
Looking for something to remind me  
Something out the corner of my eye  
Why can’t I feel it  
Why should I try

Bump into a stranger  
But that stranger is strangely familiar  
How could I let it slip by

Why can’t I feel it  
Can you tell me why

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8871 "2017-07-28T03:17:24Z")

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“Can you tell me where my country lies?”  
Said the unifaun to his true love’s eyes  
“It lies with me!” cried the Queen of Maybe  
For her merchandise, he traded in his prize

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8872 "2017-07-29T22:00:48Z")

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Look what you’ve done, there’s no place that you can run  
The monster’s made, we must pay

Maybe nature has a plan to control the ways of man  
He must start from scratch again many battles he must win  
Till he earns his place on earth like the other creatures do  
Will there be a happy end, now that all depends on you

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8873 "2017-07-30T17:31:10Z")

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I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.  
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,  
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8874 "2017-07-30T20:19:10Z")

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You sit there in your cushy job and call me on the phone  
You want my money and everything I own  
I’ll pay you soon as I get paid, the check is in the mail  
Don’t call my home anymore, I’ve long since jumped bail

Bounce a check, lie a bit, do without  
I’m in hiding, just leave me be  
This is the first step to my date with poverty

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8875 "2017-07-30T21:43:57Z")

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He says, “Do you accept my card,  
Or can I pay for it now in cold, hard cash?  
I’m priceless, you’re worthless, but it’s not a bad match.”

And I know you understand, it’s blood money.  
There’s such a big demand, for blood money.  
A hundred and fifty grand, blood money.  
It’s flowing under the land, like blood money.  
He’s worth the ransom.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8876 "2017-07-31T00:07:59Z")

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The landlord’s breathing down my neck  
He say’s it’s a disgrace  
So I said ‘put it in a cool, dry, place.’

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8877 "2017-07-31T01:37:12Z")

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Tuesday afternoon is never ending  
Wednesday morning papers didn’t come  
Thursday night you stocking needed mending  
See how they run

Lady Madonna, children at your feet  
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8878 "2017-07-31T01:38:30Z")

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Tuesday afternoon  
I’m just beginning to see  
Now I’m on my way  
It doesn’t matter to me  
Chasing the clouds away

Something calls to me  
The trees are drawing me near  
I’ve got to find out why  
Those gentle voices I hear  
Explain it all with a sigh

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8879 "2017-07-31T13:40:29Z")

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Don’t write a letter when you want to leave  
Don’t call me at 3 a.m. from a friend’s apartment  
I’d like to choose how I hear the news  
Take me to a park that’s covered with trees  
Tell me on a Sunday please.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/8880 "2017-07-31T17:00:20Z")

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Saturday in the park  
I think it was the Fourth of July  
Saturday in the park  
I think it was the Fourth of July

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