# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9121 "2017-09-22T13:24:29Z")

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I have a mansion but forget the price  
Ain’t never been there, they tell me it’s nice  
I live in hotels, tear out the walls  
I have accountants, pay for it all

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9122 "2017-09-22T13:31:07Z")

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Welcome to the Hotel California  
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) such a lovely face  
Plenty of room at the Hotel California  
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9123 "2017-09-22T13:37:37Z")

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California dreamin’ (California dreamin’)  
On such a winter’s day

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9124 "2017-09-22T13:48:17Z")

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Please come to L. A. to live forever.  
California life alone is just too hard to build.  
I live in a house that looks out over the ocean.  
And there’s some stars that fell from the sky  
And livin’ up on the hill.  
Please come to L. A.  
She just said, “No.  
Boy, won’t you come home to me?”

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9125 "2017-09-22T14:13:15Z")

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We live in a house upon the hill  
It’s just a mile away  
We look out to sea  
Dawn’s early light  
It chased the night away  
Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m you or me  
Alone in this room with the moon and the sea  
Listen to the space where she used to be  
Another life away

Surrender smiles, epiphany  
It’s almost every day  
And the sea’s in my bed  
And the moon’s in my head

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9126 "2017-09-22T14:33:38Z")

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I see a bad moon a-rising  
I see trouble on the way  
I see earthquakes and lightnin’  
I see bad times today

Don’t go 'round tonight  
It’s bound to take your life  
There’s a bad moon on the rise

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9127 "2017-09-22T18:09:15Z")

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It’s that old devil moon  
That you stole from the sky  
It’s that old devil moon in your eyes

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9128 "2017-09-23T13:39:00Z")

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There’s nothing on the trees,  
There’s nothing for me here  
I gotta find salvation  
And some thermal underwear  
It’s cold and it’s getting colder  
They’re evacuating Satan  
Who’s waiting for hell to freeze over  
It’s cold, like an endless winter  
The stars are all gone and even the sun is cold  
The moon’s on the run and even the sun is cold

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9129 "2017-09-23T21:32:07Z")

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From the first evil night, when a black flash of light  
Cut the crucifix half to the ground  
There’s no escaping from the power of Satan  
For a people so brave and so proud

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9130 "2017-09-24T22:10:11Z")

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The devil went down to Georgia,  
Looking for a soul to steal.  
He was in a bind,  
'Cause he was way behind,  
And he was willing to make a deal.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9131 "2017-09-24T22:11:39Z")

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I came across a place in the middle of nowhere  
With a big black horse and a cherry tree  
(Woo, hoo, woo, hoo)

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9132 "2017-09-24T22:34:49Z")

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And then you know, I let you in my garden  
And you went straight for my cherry tree

You didn’t touch my apples  
And you didn’t want my plums  
You just, you wham bam with your axe, baby  
And you didn’t leave me none

Oh, baby, don’t you remember me?  
'Cause I’m sure that you’re the one who  
Who chopped down my cherry tree

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9133 "2017-09-24T22:54:27Z")

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She’s my cherry pie  
Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise  
Tastes so good make a grown man cry  
Sweet cherry pie oh yeah

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**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9134 "2017-09-24T22:58:40Z")

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Peaches come from a can  
They were put there by a man  
In a factory downtown

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9135 "2017-09-24T23:44:40Z")

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Downtown  
Where the folks are broke.  
You go Downtown  
Where your life’s a joke.  
You go Downtown  
When you buy your token,  
you go  
Home to Skid Row.  
(Home to Skid Row)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9136 "2017-09-25T13:36:05Z")

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Don’t hang around and let your problems surround you  
There are movie shows downtown  
Maybe you know some little places to go to  
Where they never close downtown

Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova  
You’ll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over  
Happy again  
The lights are much brighter there  
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares

So go downtown  
Where all the lights are bright, downtown  
Waiting for you tonight, downtown  
You’re gonna be alright now, downtown

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9137 "2017-09-25T13:42:47Z")

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Strings of street lights, even stoplights  
Blinkin’ bright red and green  
As the shoppers rush home with their treasures

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9138 "2017-09-25T13:57:46Z")

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Out on the street hear the beat of the drums  
It’s twelve o’clock and the new year has come.  
Just hear them year as they welcome the news  
I should be glad but I’m not cause I’m sad  
Cause I got the Happy New Year blues.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9139 "2017-09-25T14:33:24Z")

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It’s one o’clock and time for lunch  
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench  
I can always hear them talk

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9140 "2017-09-25T15:55:11Z")

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Pour me somethin’ tall an’ strong  
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane  
It’s only half-past twelve but I don’t care  
It’s five o’clock somewhere

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