# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9241 "2017-10-13T02:19:44Z")

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May the Lord protect and defend you.  
May the Lord preserve you from pain.  
Favor them, Oh Lord, with happiness and peace.  
Oh, hear our Sabbath prayer. Amen.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9242 "2017-10-13T13:45:10Z")

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May God bless and keep you always  
May your wishes all come true  
May you always do for others  
And let others do for you  
May you build a ladder to the stars  
And climb on every rung  
May you stay forever young  
Forever young, forever young  
May you stay forever young.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9243 "2017-10-13T14:54:31Z")

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Open your eyes  
Despite what seems  
Longevity  
That’s a righteous part of me

Moonchild  
Lower me down, lower me down  
Moonchild… lower me down down down down down down

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9244 "2017-10-15T00:05:43Z")

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Oh blame it on midnight  
Ooh shame on the moon

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9245 "2017-10-15T01:37:51Z")

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Don’t blame it on the sunshine  
Don’t blame it on the moonlight  
Don’t blame it on good times  
Blame it on the boogie

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9246 "2017-10-15T03:49:11Z")

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You weren’t alive when I started to drive, so don’t put none on me  
You didn’t arrive 'til late ‘45 but your head’s in ‘53.  
You got what it takes to keep the heads a-spinnin’ down by the old rib shack  
And you come across just like a fool grinnin’ in the back of a red Cadillac.  
You can’t come across the Astro bridge until you pay the toll  
So don’t try to lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock and roll.

y

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9247 "2017-10-15T16:08:08Z")

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Seems my whole life is patterned after 1963  
I could go to the picture show  
Or catch a country jamboree  
Now there’s people picking on the Opry  
And we don’t know who they’re with  
But there’s too much boogie woogie  
And not enough Connie Smith

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9248 "2017-10-15T18:04:45Z")

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Hush, hush, hush,  
Here comes the Bogeyman!  
Don’t let him come too close to you,  
He’ll catch you if you can.

Just pretend he isn’t really there,  
You will find that Bogeyman will vanish in thin air.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9249 "2017-10-15T21:41:22Z")

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When Mr. Oogie Boogie says  
There’s trouble close at hand  
You’d better pay attention now  
‘Cause I’m the Boogie Man  
And if you aren’t shakin’  
There’s something very wrong  
'Cause this may be the last time  
You hear the boogie song, oh

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9250 "2017-10-17T01:17:09Z")

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Get on up, on the floor  
'Cause were gonna boogie oogie oogie  
'Till you just can’t boogie no more  
Ah boogie, boogie no more  
You can’t boogie no more  
Ah boogie, boogie no more  
Listen to the music

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9251 "2017-10-17T02:51:09Z")

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I wanna jump, but I’m afraid I’ll fall  
I wanna holler, but the joint’s too small  
Young man rhythm’s got a hold of me, too  
I got the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9252 "2017-10-17T02:55:37Z")

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The roof is rockin’  
The neighbors knockin’  
We’re all bums when the wagon comes  
I mean, this joint is jumpin’

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9253 "2017-10-17T14:19:57Z")

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I smoke two joints in the morning  
I smoke two joints at night  
I smoke two joints in the afternoon  
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace  
And two in time of war  
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints  
And then I smoke two more

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9254 "2017-10-17T14:35:07Z")

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One toke over the line sweet Jesus  
One toke over the line  
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station  
One toke over the line

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9255 "2017-10-17T17:07:46Z")

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Straight people don’t know what you’re about  
They put you down and shut you out  
You gave to me a new belief  
And soon the world will love you sweet leaf

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9256 "2017-10-17T17:45:21Z")

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They bring you, they take you  
They own you, they make you

Last year today you turn and you say  
Here’s a dream for me (but it’s a memory)  
You close your eyes, and the moon starts to rise  
And you scream for me (do you remember me?)  
I calm you, I’m with you  
What did they ever give you?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9257 "2017-10-17T20:00:00Z")

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And I’ve been wrong  
I’ve been down  
Into the bottom of every bottle  
These five words in my head  
Scream  
Are we having fun yet?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9258 "2017-10-18T00:59:07Z")

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If you wanna scream, yeah  
Let me know and I’ll take you there  
Get you going like  
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby  
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby  
If you wanna turn right  
Hope you’re ready to go all night  
Get you going like  
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby  
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby  
If you wanna scream

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9259 "2017-10-18T02:09:31Z")

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Scream until ya like it  
Never gonna stop  
Scream until ya like it  
Get ready to rock  
Scream until ya like it  
Never gonna stop

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9260 "2017-10-18T12:38:01Z")

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Stop pressurin’ me  
Just stop pressurin’ me  
Stop pressurin’ me  
Make me wanna scream

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