# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 469
**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9361 "2017-11-28T18:55:44Z")
I am the slime from your video Oozing along on your living room floor ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9362 "2017-11-28T22:12:48Z")
He did a polka hop Across the room and stopped In front of Daddy’s hi-fi with gifts in his hand ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9363 "2017-11-29T02:12:23Z")
Mama says some ugly words Daddy pounds the wall They can fight about their little girl later Right now they don’t care at all ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9364 "2017-11-29T02:18:08Z")
Please, Daddy, don’t get drunk this Christmas I don’t want to see my mother cry ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9365 "2017-11-29T06:56:12Z")
Snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine We’re snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine Got this feelin’ I’m gonna drive that girl insane ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9366 "2017-11-29T11:33:35Z")
Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my baby down ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9367 "2017-11-29T16:09:50Z")
You take Sally and I’ll take Sue There ain’t no difference between the two Cocaine, running all 'round my brain ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9368 "2017-11-29T16:11:52Z")
It doesn’t show signs of stopping And I’ve brought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9369 "2017-11-30T04:11:22Z")
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9370 "2017-11-30T04:13:42Z")
The elves are dressed in leather and the angels are in chains Christmas with the Devil The sugar plums are rancid and the stockings are in flames Christmas with the Devil There’s a demon in my belly and a gremlin in my brain There’s someone up the chimney hole and Satan is his name ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9371 "2017-12-01T01:44:50Z")
God cast me down from heaven’s door To rule in Hell forever more But now I’m kinda glad that I fell 'Cos it’s Christmas time in Hell ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9372 "2017-12-01T02:17:51Z")
He does the Devil’s work He’s Satan Claus He’s a real big jerk He’s Satan Claus Kids sit on his lap He’s Satan Claus And he gives them crap! He’s Satan Claus ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9373 "2017-12-01T16:15:36Z")
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now. How far along is she? Look, I’m really flattered you would call your daughter that And here’s an autograph for your brother I wrote it on a Starter cap I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the show, I must’ve missed you Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what’s this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clowning, dawg Come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counselin’ ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9374 "2017-12-01T16:27:58Z")
My friend Stan’s got a funny old man Oh yeah, oh yeah He makes him work all night 'til he can’t do it right Oh yeah, aha ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9375 "2017-12-01T17:39:55Z")
Just a little bobsled we call the old Saint Nick But she’ll walk a toboggan with a four speed stick She’s candy apple red with a ski for a wheel And when Santa hits the gas man just watch her peel ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9376 "2017-12-01T22:15:16Z")
Smoke was comin’ from out of the back When I started to gain on that Cadillac. Knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass. Don’t you know by then we’d be low on gas? ---
**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9377 "2017-12-01T22:47:46Z")
Switchblade, three two-barrels Gettin’ there as fast as he can All juiced up like a hot carburetor Spittin’ gas onto the fan ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2017, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9378 "2017-12-02T12:40:46Z")
Told my girl I had to forget her Rather buy me a new carburetor So she made tracks sayin’ this is the end now Cars don’t talk back they’re just four-wheeled friends now ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9379 "2017-12-03T15:07:28Z")
Santa’s comin’ in a pickup Instead of his trusty sleigh He’ll have a truck instead of reindeer To carry him on his way ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9380 "2017-12-03T16:21:27Z")
I got me a double-wide You can hardly tell it’s a trailer from the inside In the mobile park They got plastic pink flamingos that glow in the dark Sure I don’t have much, but you’ll never complain I’ll give your mother a son and your children a name You’ll get a love divine, supreme, deluxe It’s a love as big as a monstertruck [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666.md?page=468) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666.md?page=470)