# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 471

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9401 "2017-12-11T02:34:06Z")

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There’ll be [no mutant enemy](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mutantenemy.jpg) we shall certify;  
Political ends, as sad remains, will die.  
Reach out as forward tastes begin to enter you.  
Ooh, ooh.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9402 "2017-12-11T18:26:35Z")

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“There’s someone comin’ towards us” the front-line sentry cried.  
All sights were fixed on one lone figure trudging from their side.  
His truce flag, like a Christmas star, shone on that plain so bright  
as he bravely strode, unarmed, into the night.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9403 "2017-12-11T18:39:24Z")

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Outside in the cold distance  
A wildcat did growl  
Two riders were approaching  
And the wind began to howl

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9404 "2017-12-12T14:37:16Z")

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After two days in the desert sun  
My skin began to turn red  
After three days in the desert fun  
I was looking at a river bed  
And the story it told of a river that flowed  
Made me sad to think it was dead

You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name  
It felt good to be out of the rain  
In the desert you can remember your name  
'Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain  
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9405 "2017-12-12T14:38:42Z")

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Fa la la la la  
La la la la.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9406 "2017-12-12T18:20:03Z")

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De do do do, de da da da  
Is all I want to say to you

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9407 "2017-12-13T14:24:49Z")

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Doe, a deer, a female deer  
Ray, a drop of golden sun  
Me, a name I call myself  
Far, a long, long way to run  
Sew, a needle pulling thread  
La, a note to follow Sew  
Tea, a drink with jam and bread  
That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh)

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9408 "2017-12-13T14:39:51Z")

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I’ve seen the needle and the damage done  
A little part of it in everyone  
But every junkie’s like a settin’ sun.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9409 "2017-12-13T21:46:14Z")

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But still they begin  
Needles and pins  
Because of all my pride  
The tears I gotta hide

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9410 "2017-12-14T14:13:34Z")

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It may be his soul was bigger than a body’s ought to be  
Singin’ songs and bringin’ laughter to the likes of you and me  
'Cause the world he saw was sadder than the one he hoped to find  
But it wasn’t near as lonesome as the one he left behind

Yesterday they found him on the floor of his hotel  
Reachin’ toward the needle, Lord, that drove him down to hell  
Some folks called it suicide, others blame the speed  
But we just called it crucified when Billy Dee O.D.'d

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9411 "2017-12-14T16:36:56Z")

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Angel of darkness is upon you  
Stuck a needle in your arm  
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose  
One more drink fool, will drown you

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9412 "2017-12-18T20:16:46Z")

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Angels from the realms of glory,  
Wing your flight o’er all the earth;  
Ye who sang creation’s story,  
Now proclaim Messiah’s birth:  
Come and worship,  
Come and worship,  
Worship Christ, the newborn King!

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9413 "2017-12-20T02:55:37Z")

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My fairy king can do right and nothing wrong  
Then came man to savage in the night  
To run like thieves and to kill like knives  
To take away the power from the magic hand  
To bring about the ruin to the promised land

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9414 "2017-12-20T23:21:08Z")

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It’s always winter but never Christmas  
It seems this curse just can’t be lifted  
Yet in the midst of all this ice and snow  
Our hearts stay warm cause they are filled with hope

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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9415 "2017-12-21T00:37:10Z")

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No short-haired, yellow-bellied,  
Son of tricky dicky’s  
Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me  
With just a pocket full of hopes  
Money for dope, money for rope

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9416 "2017-12-21T22:34:48Z")

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Now look at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way you do it  
You play the guitar on the MTV  
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it  
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9417 "2017-12-22T12:45:29Z")

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Got laid off down at the factory  
And their timing’s not the greatest in the world  
Heaven knows I been working hard  
Wanted Christmas to be right for daddy’s girl

I don’t mean to hate December  
It’s meant to be the happy time of year  
And my little girl don’t understand  
Why daddy can’t afford no Christmas here

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9418 "2017-12-22T16:38:55Z")

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But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one  
He’s got lots of mouths to feed  
But if you’ve got one, I’ll have a machine gun  
So I can scare all the kids on the street

Father Christmas, give us some money  
We got no time for your silly toys  
We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over  
We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed  
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9419 "2017-12-22T17:08:06Z")

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After Christmas  
Father Christmas  
Will be just as mean as he’s ever been  
And I’m here to say  
We should all send Father Christmas  
On his merry Christmas way

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9420 "2017-12-23T20:23:09Z")

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I do not remember Easter  
I do not remember fall  
So it’s possible December  
Never happened after all.  
Did we trim the tree together?  
I can’t get the image through.  
Cause I don’t remember Christmas  
And I don’t remember you.

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