# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9681 "2018-04-21T17:38:06Z")

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Oh baby, baby  
Better back off that stuff  
You’d better take it slow  
I know you know  
That you’re talking about someone I love

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9682 "2018-04-21T17:49:10Z")

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Baby take off your coat  
Real slow  
And take off your shoes  
I’ll take off your shoes  
Baby take off your dress  
Yes yes yes

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9683 "2018-04-21T17:55:29Z")

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You just put on your coat and hat  
And walk yourself to the laundromat  
And when you finish doin’ that  
Bring in the dog and put out the cat

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9684 "2018-04-21T18:22:19Z")

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Who let the dogs out?  
Who, who, who, who, who?  
Who let the dogs out?  
Who, who, who, who, who?  
Who let the dogs out?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9685 "2018-04-21T23:02:11Z")

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Who’s your little whoozis?  
Who’s your turtledove?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9686 "2018-04-21T23:56:35Z")

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What’s your name?  
Who’s your daddy?  
Is he rich like me?  
Has he taken any time  
To show you what you need to live?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9687 "2018-04-21T23:58:13Z")

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Like the pine trees lining the winding road  
I got a name, I got a name  
Like the singing bird and the croaking toad  
I got a name, I got a name  
And I carry it with me like my daddy did  
But I’m living the dream that he kept hid

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9688 "2018-04-22T00:19:29Z")

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I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha,  
My destiny calls and I go,  
And the wild winds of fortune shall carry me onward  
Whithersoever they blow.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9689 "2018-04-23T13:30:10Z")

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So thank you for writing the best songs.  
Thank you for righting a few wrongs  
You’re a savage gift on a wayward bus  
But you stepped down and you sang to us  
And get you down to the harbor now  
Most of the sour grapes are gone from the bough  
Ghosts of Johanna will visit you there  
And the winds of the old days will blow through your hair

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9690 "2018-04-23T15:27:20Z")

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I write the songs that make the whole world sing  
I write the songs of love and special things  
I write the songs that make the young girls cry  
I write the songs, I write the songs

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**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9691 "2018-04-24T14:16:07Z")

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I’ve sent this letter hoping it will reach your hand  
And if it does I hope that you will understand  
That I must leave in a while  
And though I smile  
You know the smile is only there to hide  
What I’m really feeling deep inside

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9692 "2018-04-25T02:49:41Z")

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Late last night I read the letter you sent  
Woke up this morning under a tent  
We’ve got a whole lotta lovin’ to do

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9693 "2018-04-25T17:42:31Z")

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Give me a ticket for an aeroplane  
I ain’t got time to take no fast train  
Oh, the lonely days are gone  
I’m coming home  
Yeah, my baby she wrote me a letter

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9694 "2018-04-28T01:12:47Z")

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I think I’m gonna be sad, I think it’s today, yeah.  
The girl that’s driving me mad is going away

She’s got a ticket to ride,  
She’s got a ticket to ride,  
She’s got a ticket to ride,  
But she don’t care

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9695 "2018-04-28T01:29:13Z")

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I’m gonna take you on a trip so far from here,  
I’ve got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we’re gonna disappear  
We’ve waited so long, waited so long

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9696 "2018-04-28T02:11:49Z")

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Matilda, Matilda,  
Matilda she took the money  
And run Venezuela

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**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9697 "2018-04-28T03:41:57Z")

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I was gambling in Havana  
I took a little risk  
Send lawyers, guns and money  
Dad, get me out of this!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2018, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9698 "2018-04-29T00:06:32Z")

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I can’t keep up with what’s been going on  
I think my heart must just be slowing down  
Among the human beings in their designer jeans  
Am I the only one who hears the screams  
And the strangled cries of lawyers in love

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9699 "2018-04-29T15:55:15Z")

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You serve me  
And I’ll serve you  
Swing your partners, all get screwed  
Bring your lawyer  
And I’ll bring mine  
Get together, and we could have a bad time

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9700 "2018-04-30T22:43:04Z")

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Let me tell you how it will be  
There’s one for you, nineteen for me  
'Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

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