# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9981 "2018-11-14T16:33:01Z")

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She comes in colors ev’rywhere;  
She combs her hair  
She’s like a rainbow  
Coming, colors in the air  
Oh, everywhere

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9982 "2018-11-15T14:25:36Z")

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I’m their savior!  
That’s what they call me  
So Lauren Bacall me  
Anything goes  
To make me fantastic  
I have to be Rainbow High!  
In magical colors

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9983 "2018-11-15T16:15:20Z")

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Magic Light  
Gonna take you for a ride…

Rainbow Brite  
See the shining light  
Yes I’m gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9984 "2018-11-17T08:15:48Z")

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You’re a shining star  
No matter who you are  
Shining bright to see  
What you could truly be

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9985 "2018-11-17T15:45:41Z")

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Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.  
Shine on you crazy diamond.  
Now there’s a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.  
Shine on you crazy diamond

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9986 "2018-11-19T01:54:21Z")

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Diamond Girl - you sure do shine  
Glad I found you - glad you’re mine  
Oh my love you’re like a precious stone  
Part of earth where heaven has rained on

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9987 "2018-11-19T15:33:26Z")

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Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?  
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth  
They say in heaven, love comes first  
We’ll make heaven a place on earth  
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9988 "2018-11-19T16:16:10Z")

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They say that heaven is 10 zillion light years away  
And just the pure at heart will walk her righteous streets someday

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9989 "2018-11-20T15:26:50Z")

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Now it’s been ten thousand years  
Man has cried a billion tears  
For what he never knew  
Now man’s reign is through  
But through the eternal night  
The twinkling of starlight  
So very far away  
Maybe it’s only yesterday

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9990 "2018-11-24T14:19:41Z")

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Like smoke from a cigarette  
Dreams that you soon forget  
It’s fading away  
And it’s 1900 yesterday

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9991 "2018-11-24T20:17:25Z")

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Say, say,  
Two thousand zero, zero, party over,  
Oops, out of time!  
So tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!  
Alright, it’s 1999!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9992 "2018-11-24T22:51:45Z")

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Oh, no one ever left alive in nineteen hundred and eighty five will ever do  
She may be right, she may be fine, she may get love but she won’t get mine, 'cause I got you

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9993 "2018-11-25T17:37:01Z")

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Her two kids in high school  
They tell her that she’s uncool  
'Cause she’s still preoccupied  
With 19, 19, 1985

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9994 "2018-11-25T23:19:01Z")

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Hey Nineteen  
That’s ‘Retha Franklin  
She don’t remember the Queen of Soul  
It’s hard times befallen  
The sole survivors  
She thinks I’m crazy  
But I’m just growing old  
Hey Nineteen  
No, we got nothin’ in common  
No, we can’t talk at all  
Please take me along when you slide on down

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9995 "2018-11-28T17:10:05Z")

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When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide  
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride  
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again

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**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9996 "2018-12-03T03:52:19Z")

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Big bottoms drive me out of my mind!  
How can I leave this behind?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9997 "2018-12-05T23:45:48Z")

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Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney  
Stuck in my chimney, stuck in the chimney  
Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney  
When he came last year

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9998 "2018-12-06T16:18:15Z")

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You better watch out, you better not cry  
You better not pout, I’m telling you why  
SANNNN-ta Claus is coming to town  
SANNNN-ta Claus is coming to town  
Santa Claus is coming to town

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/9999 "2018-12-06T16:26:38Z")

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It is time for you to stop all of your sobbing  
Yes it’s time for you to stop all of your sobbing

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10000 "2018-12-06T17:26:18Z")

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My father is a bastard,  
My ma’s an S.O.B.  
My grandpa’s always plastered,  
My grandma pushes tea.  
My sister wears a mustache,  
My brother wears a dress.  
Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!

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