# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10041 "2018-12-25T03:17:01Z")

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A very Merry Christmas  
And a happy new year  
Let’s hope it’s a good one  
Without any fear  
War is over, if you want it  
War is over now

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10042 "2018-12-27T21:34:27Z")

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Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates  
You got a brand new key  
I think that we should get together and try them out, you see  
I been looking around awhile, you got something for me  
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates  
You got a brand new key

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10043 "2018-12-30T04:32:40Z")

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We had it all  
Just like Bogie and Bacall  
Starring in our old late, late show  
Sailing away to Key Largo

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10044 "2018-12-30T18:48:18Z")

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Oh the great sequin cowboy who sings of the plains  
Of roundups and rustlers and home on the range  
Turn on the TV, shut out the lights  
Roy Rogers is riding tonight

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10045 "2018-12-31T04:47:50Z")

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An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day  
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way  
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw  
Plowing through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10046 "2018-12-31T14:54:48Z")

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Keep movin’, movin’, movin’  
Though they’re disaprovin’  
Keep them doggies movin’  
Rawhide

Don’t try to understand 'em  
Just rope, throw, and brand ‘em  
Soon we’ll be livin’ high and wide

My heart’s calculatin’  
My true love will be waitin’  
Be waitin’ at the end of my ride

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10047 "2018-12-31T15:00:49Z")

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I’m an old cowhand and I come down from the Rio Grande  
And I learned to ride, ride, ride 'fore I learned to stand  
I’m a riding fool who is up to date  
I know every trail in the Lone Star State  
'Cause I ride the range in a Ford V 8  
Oh, yippie yi yo kayah, yippie yi yo kayah

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10048 "2018-12-31T15:04:37Z")

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In the window candles glowing  
Remind you that today you are a child  
The road ahead, forever rolling  
And anything worth cryin’ can be smiled

So ride, ride ‘em Jewboy  
Ride ‘em all around the old corral  
I’m, I’m with you boy  
If I’ve got to ride six million miles.

(To anyone who is offended: This is Kinky Friedman’s song about the Holocaust)

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**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10049 "2018-12-31T16:19:18Z")

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Back from the shadows again  
Out where an Indian’s your friend  
Where the vegetables are green  
And you can pee right into the stream

Yes, we’re back from the shadows again

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10050 "2018-12-31T16:59:22Z")

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O, blinding light / O, light that blinds / I cannot see / Look out for me.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10051 "2019-01-14T18:05:40Z")

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There are snakes, snakes  
Big as garden rakes  
At the store, At the store  
There are snakes, snakes  
Big as garden rakes  
At the Quartermaster’s store.  
My eyes are dim, I cannot see  
I have not got my specs with me  
I have not got my specs with me

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10052 "2019-01-14T18:19:21Z")

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Well……there’s a puppy in the parlor,  
And skillet on the stove,  
And a smelly old blanket,  
With a Navajo wove,  
There’s a chicken on the table,  
But you got to say grace,  
There’s always something cooking at,  
Old Joe’s Place

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10053 "2019-01-26T15:34:32Z")

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And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon  
Little boy blue and the man in the moon  
“When you coming home, dad?”  
“I don’t know when”  
But we’ll get together then  
You know we’ll have a good time then"

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10054 "2019-01-27T16:12:55Z")

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I should be depressed  
My life’s a mess  
But I’m having a good time

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10055 "2019-01-27T23:17:33Z")

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Lucky i’m sane after all i’ve been through  
Everybody says i’m cool (he’s cool)  
I can’t complain but sometimes i still do  
Life’s been good to me so far

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10056 "2019-01-29T19:06:03Z")

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Got no deeds to do, no promises to keep  
I’m dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep  
Let the morning time drop all its petals on me  
Life, I love you, all is groovy

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10057 "2019-01-30T18:10:48Z")

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When I’m in your arms, nothing seems to matter  
My whole world could shatter; I don’t care  
Wouldn’t you agree, baby, you and me  
Got a groovy kind of love?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10058 "2019-02-03T02:49:55Z")

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Groovin’ on a Sunday afternoon.

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10059 "2019-02-04T23:31:46Z")

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Will you be staying after Sunday or go home on Monday  
We gotta let this feeling grow or let it end  
You say you care well if you do  
Don’t ever go I’m begging you  
Don’t let a lonely Monday come again

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10060 "2019-02-04T23:34:15Z")

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Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed  
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed

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