# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10221 "2019-07-15T02:46:20Z")

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Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come  
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday  
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long  
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus  
Goo goo g’joob

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10222 "2019-07-15T10:14:21Z")

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I’m puttin’ all my eggs in one basket  
I’m betting everything I’ve got on you  
I’m giving all my love to one baby  
Heaven help me if my baby don’t come true

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10223 "2019-07-23T23:24:49Z")

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A-Tisket A-Tasket  
A green and yellow basket  
I bought a basket for my mommie  
On the way I dropped it  
I dropped it, I dropped it  
Yes on the way I dropped it  
A little girlie picked it up  
And took it to the market

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10224 "2019-07-24T00:02:24Z")

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A triscuit, a triscuit,  
Delicious whole wheat triscuit,  
Plain or topped, they’re such a treat  
With everything you eat.  
A triscuit, a triscuit,  
Baked only by Nabisco

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10225 "2019-07-24T03:10:23Z")

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You know that what you eat you are,  
But what is sweet now, turns so sour  
We all know Obla-Di-Bla-Da  
But can you show me, where you are?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10226 "2019-07-24T13:40:44Z")

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Oh my sweet Marie  
I wait at your ease  
The sands have run out  
For your lady and me  
Wedlock is nigh my love  
Her station’s right my love  
Life is secure with Lady Jane

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10227 "2019-07-26T11:55:11Z")

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Marie, the dawn is breaking,  
Marie, you’ll soon be waking  
To find, your heart is breaking  
And tears, will fall, as you recall

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10228 "2019-08-07T16:50:18Z")

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So if you wake and find me gone  
Oh baby carry you see I need my  
Fantasy I still believe it’s best  
To leave while I’m in love

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10229 "2019-08-07T16:54:45Z")

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Love me or leave me  
Make your choice but believe me  
I love you  
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10230 "2019-08-07T18:49:52Z")

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Now you say you’re lonely  
You cry the long night through  
Well, you can cry me a river  
Cry me a river  
I cried a river over you

Now you say you’re sorry  
For being so untrue  
Well, you can cry me a river  
Cry me a river  
I cried a river over you

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10231 "2019-08-07T23:13:16Z")

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Now I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry  
And I showed the clouds how to cover up a clear blue sky.  
And the tears that I cried for that woman are gonna flood you Big River.  
Then I’m gonna sit right here until I die.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10232 "2019-08-08T02:58:00Z")

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Gone my lovers dream,  
Lovely summer dream,  
Gone and left me here to weep my tears into the stream.  
Sad as I can be,  
Hear me willow and weep for me.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10233 "2019-08-08T12:02:07Z")

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One thousand umbrellas  
Upturned couldn’t catch all the rain  
That drained out of my head  
When you said we were  
Over and over I cried  
'Til I floated downstream  
To a town they call  
Misery

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10234 "2019-08-08T13:42:14Z")

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In the rain the pavement shines like silver  
All the lights are misty in the river  
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight  
And all I see is him and me forever and forever

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10235 "2019-08-08T13:43:32Z")

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I’ll do my crying in the rain.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10236 "2019-08-08T14:12:35Z")

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Out in the street the crowd’s walking  
Shouting 'Hip Hip Hooray!"  
Filling the night with love talking.  
I seem to hear them say  
“Here comes old Father Time bringing  
Plenty of happy news.”  
Everyone’s glad while I’m singing  
The Happy New Year Blues.

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10237 "2019-08-08T16:47:46Z")

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One month ago today  
I was happy as a lark  
But now I go for walks  
To the movies, maybe to the park

And have a seat on the same old bench  
To watch the children play, huh  
You know, tomorrow is their future  
But to me just another day

They all gather around me  
They seem to know my name  
We laugh, tell a few jokes  
But it still doesn’t ease my pain

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10238 "2019-08-08T17:32:29Z")

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The jingle bells are jingling  
The streets are white with snow  
The happy crowds are mingling  
But there’s no one that I know  
I’m sure that you’ll forgive me  
If I don’t enthuse  
I guess I’ve got the Christmas blues

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10239 "2019-08-08T20:00:55Z")

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Christmas without you  
White Christmas and I’m blue  
Like fireworks with no fuse  
Christmas without you

The fireplace keeps burning  
And my thoughts keep turning  
The pages of memories  
Of time spent with you

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10240 "2019-08-08T23:01:32Z")

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Slice up the fruitcake,  
It’s time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough.  
For we need a little music,  
Need a little laughter,  
Need a little singing  
Ringing through the rafter,  
And we need a little snappy  
“Happy ever after,”  
Need a little Christmas now.  
Need a little Christmas now.

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