# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10301 "2019-08-20T19:02:19Z")

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Somewhere beyond the sea  
Somewhere waitin’ for me  
My lover stands on golden sands  
And watches the ships that go sailin’

Somewhere beyond the sea  
She’s there watchin’ for me  
If I could fly like birds on high  
Then straight to her arms, I’d go sailin’

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10302 "2019-08-20T22:09:38Z")

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Sailing (takes me away)  
Takes me away  
(To where I’ve always heard it could be)  
I heard it could be  
(I heard it could be)  
Just a dream and a wind to carry me  
(Soon I will be free)  
Soon I will be free, free

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10303 "2019-08-20T22:17:00Z")

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Freeeeee mee  
Can’t you hear, that’s what I say  
Freeeeee mee  
Any how, or any way

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10304 "2019-08-20T22:35:21Z")

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Now here you go again  
You say you want your freedom  
Well, who am I to keep you down?  
It’s only right that you should  
Play the way you feel it  
But listen carefully to the sound  
Of your loneliness

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10305 "2019-08-21T13:22:35Z")

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And the waitress is practicing politics  
As the businessmen slowly get stoned  
Yes they’re sharing a drink they call “Loneliness”  
But it’s better than drinking alone

Sing us a song you’re the piano man  
Sing us a song tonight  
Well we’re all in the mood for a melody  
And you’ve got us feeling alright

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10306 "2019-08-21T13:47:48Z")

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I am waiting  
At the counter  
For the man  
To pour the coffee

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10307 "2019-08-21T13:48:35Z")

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So tired  
Tired of waiting  
Tired of waiting for you

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10308 "2019-08-21T13:50:40Z")

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You were workin’ as a waitress in a cocktail bar  
When I met you  
I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around  
Turned you into someone new  
Now five years later on, you’ve got the world at your feet  
Success has been so easy for you  
But don’t forget, it’s me who put you where you are now  
And I can put you back down too

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10309 "2019-08-21T16:41:37Z")

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(But know my love, hey didn’t I love you?  
Didn’t I love you? Didn’t I love you? Didn’t I love you, baby?)  
Don’t cry my love, I’ll always love you  
But my heart belongs to me  
My heart belongs to me  
I got the feelin’ the feelin’s gone  
My heart belongs to me

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10310 "2019-08-21T18:31:39Z")

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Once more you open the door  
And you’re here in my heart  
And my heart will go on and on

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10311 "2019-08-21T21:49:06Z")

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On and on and on  
Keep on rockin’, baby, til the night is gone  
On and on and on  
Til the night is gone

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10312 "2019-08-22T18:32:30Z")

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You know I’m smiling baby  
You need some guiding baby  
I’m just deciding baby, now  
I need you more than ever  
Let’s spend the night together  
Let’s spend the night together now

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10313 "2019-08-22T18:53:26Z")

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Tonight’s the night  
It’s gonna be alright  
Cause I love you, girl  
Aint nobody gonna stop us now

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10314 "2019-08-26T12:12:22Z")

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Let’s get it on  
Ah, baby, let’s get it on  
Let’s love, baby  
Let’s get it on, sugar  
Let’s get it on

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10315 "2019-08-26T12:25:11Z")

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I’m supposed to have sex with you  
We’ll have the sex now  
I’m supposed to have sex with you  
The sex is next

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10316 "2019-08-26T12:47:40Z")

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Ne-ver gonna get it, never gonna get it

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10317 "2019-08-26T13:10:01Z")

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Might as well face it,  
You’re addicted to love.

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10318 "2019-08-26T18:22:59Z")

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Don’t call a doctor  
Don’t call her momma  
Don’t call her preacher  
No, I don’t need it  
I don’t need it (Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love)  
If there’s a cure for this  
I don’t want it  
Don’t want it

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10319 "2019-08-27T01:01:41Z")

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Is there a doctor in the house?  
Is there a doctor in the house?  
Is there a doctor in the house?  
Point him out,  
For there is an element of doubt—as to  
Who’s got the pain when they do the mambo?  
Who’s got the pain when they go “Ugh”?  
Who’s got the pain when they do the mambo?  
I dunno who—do you?

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10320 "2019-08-27T06:03:43Z")

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Now I guess I’ll have to tell 'em  
That I got no cerebellum  
Gonna get my Ph.D.  
I’m a teenage lobotomy  
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!  
DDT did a job on me  
Now I am a real sickie  
Guess I’ll have to break the news  
That I got no mind to lose  
All the girls are in love with me  
I’m a teenage lobotomy

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