# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 53

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1041 "2014-08-18T18:53:36Z")

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_“It’s a small world after all!  
It’s a small world after all!  
It’s a small world after all!  
It’s a small, small world!”_

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**Author:** ![zadscmc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@zadscmc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zadscmc)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1042 "2014-08-18T18:57:48Z")

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I’d play at all the talent nights,  
I’d finish, they’d applaud.  
Some called it muffled laughter,  
I just figured they were awed.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1043 "2014-08-18T19:02:05Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> _“It’s a small, small world!”_

[RIGHT]You will burn in H, E, double hockey sticks for this, Dave[/RIGHT]  
In play: And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1044 "2014-08-18T19:10:03Z")

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Everybody’s in despair  
Every girl and boy  
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here  
Everybody’s gonna jump for joy

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1045 "2014-08-18T19:32:57Z")

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North, to Alaska! Go north, the rush is on.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1046 "2014-08-18T21:18:41Z")

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Two hundred twenty-two days of light  
Will be desired by a night  
A moment for the poet’s play  
Until there’s nothing left to say

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1047 "2014-08-18T21:43:28Z")

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Now half of me is all of her  
I’d be much happier if I were whole  
All my words and wisdom fail  
The poet’s justice leads me to my goal… leads me to my goal

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1048 "2014-08-18T21:58:34Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> _“It’s a small world after all!  
> It’s a small world after all!  
> It’s a small world after all!  
> It’s a small, small world!”_

[Absolute all-time thread winner! I laughed for 90 seconds straight.]

I’m not here to let you’re love go,  
I’m not giving up oh no,  
I’m here to win your heart and soul,  
That’s my goal.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1049 "2014-08-19T02:07:45Z")

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Heart and soul, one will burn.  
Heart and soul, one will burn.  
One will burn, one will burn.  
Heart and soul, one will burn.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1050 "2014-08-19T14:19:14Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> [Absolute all-time thread winner! I laughed for 90 seconds straight.]

Me, too. I’ll never hear The Devil Went Down to Georgia again without cracking up.

BIP:

There is someone walking behind you, turn around, look at me.  
There is someone watching your footsteps, turn around, look at me  
There is someone who really needs you, here’s my heart in my hand.  
Turn around, (turn around,) look at me, (look at me,) understand,understand,

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1051 "2014-08-19T14:23:31Z")

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(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round  
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears  
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by  
(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1052 "2014-08-19T14:27:56Z")

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And she’ll tease you  
She’ll unease you  
All the better just to please ya  
She’s precocious, and she knows just  
What it takes to make a pro blush  
All the boys think she’s a spy  
She’s got Bette Davis eyes

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1053 "2014-08-19T14:32:22Z")

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Hey hey what do you say  
Someone took your plans away  
So what’s all the fuss  
There ain’t nobody that spies like us

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1054 "2014-08-19T14:37:45Z")

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My hearts beating rhythm  
And my soul keeps singing the blues  
Roll over Beethoven  
And tell Tchaikovsky the news

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1055 "2014-08-19T14:37:49Z")

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Hey hey, what can I do  
I got a woman, she won’t be true

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1056 "2014-08-19T14:44:44Z")

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O dear, what I can I do  
Baby’s in black, and I’m feeling blue

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1057 "2014-08-19T14:50:30Z")

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Doe, a deer, a female deer

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1058 "2014-08-19T14:59:29Z")

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Dear Prudence, won’t you come out to play?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1059 "2014-08-19T15:08:43Z")

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They never let poor Rudolph  
Join in any reindeer games

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1060 "2014-08-19T15:12:31Z")

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I had a friend was a big baseball player  
back in high school  
He could throw that speedball by you  
Make you look like a fool boy

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