# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10581 "2020-03-02T14:47:23Z")

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Through many dark hour  
I been thinking about this  
That Jesus Christ  
Was betrayed by a kiss  
But I can’t think for ya’  
You’ll have to decide  
Whether Judas Iscariot  
Had God on his side

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10582 "2020-03-02T19:28:49Z")

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Jesus, take the wheel  
Take it from my hands  
'Cause I can’t do this on my own  
I’m letting go  
So give me one more chance  
And save me from this road I’m on

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10583 "2020-03-04T06:29:29Z")

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Jesus just left Chicago  
And he’s bound for New Orleans  
Well now, Jesus just left Chicago  
And he’s bound for New Orleans  
Yeah, yeah  
Workin’ from one end to the other and all points in between

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10584 "2020-03-04T12:00:25Z")

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Well, here I am Lord, knocking at your back door  
Ain’t it wonderful to be  
Where I’ve always wanted to be?  
For the first time I’ll breathe free in the New York City

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10585 "2020-03-08T18:17:15Z")

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This is the year of the hungry man  
Whose place is in the past  
Hand in hand with ignorance  
And legitimate excuses

The rich declare themselves poor  
And most of us are not sure  
If we have too much  
But we’ll take our chances  
'Cause God’s stopped keeping score

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10586 "2020-03-14T12:08:59Z")

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Some men are born to live at ease, doing what they please, richer than the bees are in honey.  
Never growing old, never feeling cold, pulling pots of gold from thin air!  
The best in every town, best at shaking down, best at making mountains of money.  
They can’t take it with them, but what do they care?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10587 "2020-03-20T06:42:39Z")

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Half-penny, two-penny, gold Krugerrand  
He was exceedingly rich for such a young man  
Sad story, old story, bring out the band  
Another divorce, just a few hundred grand

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10588 "2020-03-20T13:05:46Z")

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Maybe you’ll get a replacement  
There’s plenty like me to be found  
Mongrels who ain’t got a penny  
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10589 "2020-03-21T18:12:10Z")

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You keep playing where you shouldn’t be playing  
And you keep thinking that you’ll never get burnt (HAH)  
I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)  
And what he knows you ain’t had time to learn

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10590 "2020-03-25T15:28:56Z")

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You need cooling  
Baby, I’m not fooling  
I’m gonna send you back  
Back to schooling

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10591 "2020-03-25T15:36:40Z")

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Teacher’s pet  
(Pa dum pa dum)  
I wanna be teacher’s pet  
(Pa dum pa dum)  
(Pa dum pa dum)  
I wanna be huddled and cuddled as close to you as I can get  
(That’s the lesson we’re guessin’ you’re best in)

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10592 "2020-03-25T16:00:18Z")

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Strong words in the staff room  
The accusations fly  
It’s no use, he sees her  
He starts to shake and cough  
Just like the old man in  
That book by Nabokov

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10593 "2020-03-25T18:12:39Z")

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I’m gonna walk to the corner and meet my little Marie  
Well she’s the only girl in this whole world who understands me  
Well she’s sexy and seventeen  
My little rock-roll queen  
Acts a little bit obscene  
Gotta let off a little steam

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10594 "2020-03-26T15:19:40Z")

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Well, she was just seventeen  
You know what I mean  
And the way she looked  
Was way beyond compare  
So how could I dance with another  
Ooh, when I saw her standing there?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10595 "2020-03-26T15:28:21Z")

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You walked out of my dreams, and into my car  
Now you’re my angel divine  
You’re sixteen, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10596 "2020-03-26T16:36:44Z")

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I’ve just seen a face  
I can’t forget the time or place  
Where we just met  
She’s just the girl for me  
And I want all the world to see  
We’ve met, mm-mm-mm-m’mm-mm

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10597 "2020-03-28T02:46:06Z")

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I love your funny face  
Your sunny, funny face  
Though you’re a cutie with more than beauty  
You’ve got a lot of personality for me

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10598 "2020-03-28T03:36:13Z")

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Some day, when I’m awfully low  
When the world is cold  
I will feel a glow just thinking of you  
And the way you look tonight

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10599 "2020-03-28T14:24:38Z")

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The way you wear your hat  
The way you sip your tea  
The memory of all that  
No, no they can’t take that away from me

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/10600 "2020-03-28T16:21:55Z")

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Take back your mink  
Take back your pearls  
What made you think  
That I was one of those girls?  
Take back the gown  
The gloves and the hat  
I may be down  
But I’m not flat as all that

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