# Speak to me in succinct song lyrics

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666 "2014-06-26T02:54:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 70

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1381 "2014-09-02T00:51:00Z")

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It’s a Saturday night at the world  
I am thinking about a girl  
And how useless to search it becomes  
When you find all the answers in one.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1382 "2014-09-02T00:52:29Z")

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Come Saturday morning, I’m goin’ away with my friend  
We’ll Saturday-spend till the end of the day, just I and my friend  
We’ll travel for miles in our Saturday smiles and then we’ll move on  
But we will remember long after Saturday’s gone

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1383 "2014-09-02T00:54:42Z")

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Saturday, here in the park,  
I think it was the Fourth of July

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1384 "2014-09-02T00:57:13Z")

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Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1385 "2014-09-02T02:30:45Z")

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Thursday and Friday take too long  
Before I know it, Saturday’s gone  
But it’s Sunday now and you can bet that I’m alright

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1386 "2014-09-02T08:15:27Z")

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It’s just another manic Monday  
Wish it were Sunday  
'Cause that’s my fun day

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1387 "2014-09-03T00:46:11Z")

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And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-Bird away

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1388 "2014-09-03T00:49:28Z")

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While riding in my Cadillac  
What to my surprise  
A little Nash Rambler was following me  
About one third my size

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1389 "2014-09-03T02:13:38Z")

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As I was motivatin’ over the hill  
I saw Maybelline in a Coup de Ville  
A Cadillac arollin’ on the open road  
Nothin’ will outrun my V8 Ford  
The Cadillac doin’ about ninety five  
She’s bumper to bumper, rollin’ side to side

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1390 "2014-09-03T02:22:27Z")

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My Maserati does 185  
I lost my license, now I don’t drive

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1391 "2014-09-03T02:31:20Z")

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Going down the Highway, He’s in front of you.  
The speed limit is 50, He’s going 22.  
He wont’ let you pass him, He won’t let you by  
You curse him he can’t hear you, You wish that he would die.  
He’s Snailman!! (Snailman)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1392 "2014-09-03T13:52:35Z")

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She’s real fine, my 409.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1393 "2014-09-03T14:11:32Z")

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Well it was kind of cold that night,  
She stood alone on her balcony  
Yeah, she could hear the cars roll by,  
Out on 441 like waves crashin’ on the beach

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1394 "2014-09-03T16:36:16Z")

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I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine  
I gotta make a date with that chick of mine  
I cross the center line man you gotta make time-  
Transfusion, transfusion

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1395 "2014-09-03T16:49:22Z")

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My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold  
My angel is a centerfold, angel is a centerfold

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1396 "2014-09-03T18:09:41Z")

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Tower in the night, up to the sky  
Carry our remains, Angel of Light  
To the dark side of Paradise

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1397 "2014-09-03T18:48:52Z")

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Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night  
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1398 "2014-09-03T19:05:05Z")

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Well, I don’t care if it rains or freezes,  
Long as I have my plastic Jesus  
Riding on the dashboard of my car

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1399 "2014-09-03T19:15:48Z")

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My hair like Jesus wore it  
Hallelujah I adore it  
Hallelujah Mary loved her son  
Why don’t my mother love me?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-succinct-song-lyrics/691666/1400 "2014-09-03T20:47:45Z")

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Jesus, I don’t want to be a candidate  
For Vietnam or Watergate  
All I wanna do is bicycle.

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