I’ve got big balls, I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls
BUT WE’VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
So he’s crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree
And he’s planted it against the garden wall
It shot up like a rocket, 'til it’s nearly reached the sky
It’s the biggest aspidistra in the world
There’s always been Ethel:
“Jacob, wake up! You’ve got to tidy your room now.”
And then Mister Lewis:
“Isn’t it time that he was out on his own?”
Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!
Keep them mowing blades sharp…
How many songbirds fly to and fro
In an English country garden?
We’ll tell you now of some that we know -
Those we miss you’ll surely pardon
Listen to the mockingbird, listen to the mockingbird,
The mockingbird still singing o’er her grave;
Listen to the mockingbird, listen to the mockingbird,
Still singing where the weeping willows wave.
Willow weep for me
Willow weep for me
Bend your branches down along the ground and cover me
Listen to my plea
Hear me willow and weep for me
Weeping willow
The pills under my pillow
Weeping willow
Pills under my pillow
Weeping willow
The Gun under your pillow
Weeping willow
Beside me
Oh, where are you now
Pussy willow that smiled on this leaf?
When I was alone
You promised the stone from your heart
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
She’s my cherry pie
Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good makes a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Burgers and fries and cherry pies, it was simple and good back then.
Walking in the sand hand in hand never thinking that it could end.
Making our love with the moon above at the drive in picture show.
And it was burgers and fries and cherry pies in a world we used to know.
Cheeseburger in paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise.
I’ve got two tickets to paradise, won’t you
Pack your bags, we’ll leave tonight
I’ve got two tickets to paradise
Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed
Ain’t no doubt about it
Baby, got to go out and shout it
Ain’t no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Ornamental or warm and gentle
Can you tell heaven from hell
As you will some day
On the way to paradise
There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself, “This could be Heaven or this could be Hell”
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say…
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned
Heaven’s just a sin away, oh, wo, just a sin away
I can’t wait another day I think I’m givin’ in
Though I’d love to hold you tight, oh, wo, be with you tonight
But that still won’t make it right 'cause I belong to him
A sin for him
Desire within desire within
Fall in love with your deep dark sin