May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re trying to be so good
They’ll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to go home
Then they’ll stone ya when you’re there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.
Surry down to a stoned soul picnic
There’ll be lots of time and wine
Red yellow honey, sassafras and moonshine
Red yellow honey
Sassafras and moonshine (moonshine)
Stoned soul, stoned soul
But I laid around a bit, then I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a bauma, then I thought about my mama
Then I fooled around, played around, jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
Teacher don’t you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin’ ain’t allowed in school
Smokin’, Smokin’
We’re cookin’ tonight, just keep on tokin’
Smokin’, Smokin’
I feel alright, mamma I’m not jokin’, yeah.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
She was smoking hot, a whiskey shot, a cherry Coke
Sparks were flying every time I smelled smoke
She’s my Cherry Pie
Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good makes a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
You know that I love you
I can’t help myself
I love you and nobody else
Cracklin’ Rosie, make me a smile
Girl, if it lasts for an hour, that’s all right
We got all night to set the world right
Find us a dream that don’t ask no questions
Yeah
Turn the music way down low,
Let me see you in the glow.
In the fire light you are shining…
Though it’s much too soon to know,
If this love I feel will grow.
Let’s take tonight to start out finding…
So there it is girl, I’ve said it all now
And here we are babe, what do you say?
We’ve got tonight, who needs tomorrow?
We’ve got tonight babe
Why don’t you stay?
They say we’re young and we don’t know
We won’t find out until we grow
Well I don’t know if all that’s true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe, I got you babe
I’ve got you under my skin.
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me.
So deep in my heart that you’re really a part of me.
I’ve got you under my skin.
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
This song’s just six words long
This song’s just six words long
This song’s just six words long
This song’s just six words long
Three little words
Oh what I’d give for that wonderful phrase
To hear those three little words
That’s all I’d live for the rest of my days
Everything is a source of fun.
Nobody’s safe, for we care for none.
Life is a joke that’s just begun.
Three little maids from school!
Why don’t you sit right back and I
I may tell you a tale, a tale of three
Little pigs and a big bad wolf