Southern Man, better keep your head
Don’t forget what your good book said
Southern change gonna come at last
Now your crosses are burning fast
She’s the candle
Burning in my room
I’m like the needle
Needle and spoon
Over the counter
With a shotgun
Pretty soon, everybody got one
And the fever when I’m beside her
Desire, Desire
I sat down on a log, took her on my lap
She said wait a minute bud, you got to see my pap
He’s gotta sixteen gauge choked down like a rifle
He don’t like a man that’s gonna trifle
Shotgun boogie, draws a bead so fine
Look out big boy, he’s loaded all the time
Hey!..Look out!..Stop!
You’re gonna hurt someone
With that old shot-gun!
E h h h h . . . What’s up, Doc?
Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun of yours?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that gun in your hand, oh
I’m goin’ down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin’ 'round with another man
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won’t bother me,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
He came inside, took a seat
They didn’t know he didn’t come to eat
Asked for his order, got a bullet instead
Ronald can’t help… Ronald is dead
Now the golden arches are bloodstained red
Ronald is dead… took a bullet in the head
May I take your order please? NOOOO!!!
Oh my God he’s got a gun!
McDonaldland Massacre
I’ve been eating most my life,
Eating in this fast food paradise.
I’ll have a Big Mac, Coke, and fries,
Eating in this fast food paradise.
Skyline Chili with extra spice,
Is a dish in fast food paradise.
Gettin’ in jeans is exercise,
When you’re in a fast food paradise.
Down on the corner by the traffic light
Everybody’s lookin’ as she goes by
They turn their heads and they watch her till she’s gone
Lord have mercy baby’s got her blue jeans on
Honey’s sweet
But it ain’t nothin’ next to baby’s treat
And if you pardon me
I’d like to say
We’ll do okay
Forever in blue jeans
Blue Jean, I just met me a girl named Blue Jean
Blue Jean, she got a camouflaged face and no money
Remember they always let you down when you need 'em
Oh, Blue Jean, is heaven any sweeter than Blue Jean?
Jean, Jean, you’re young and alive
Come out of your half-dreamed dream
And run, if you will, to the top of the hill
Open your arms, bonnie Jean
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
My Bonnie lies over the sea
My Bonnie lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me
If you ever change your mind
About leaving, leaving me behind
Oh, oh, bring it to me
Bring your sweet loving
Bring it on home to me
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die
Satan watches all of us, smiles as some do his bidding
Try to escape the grasp of my hand and your life will no longer exist
Hear our cry, save us from the Hell in which we live
We turn our heads toward the sky and listen for the steel
Die by the sword
Die by the sword
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.
When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We’ll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we’ll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home.
I’ve got something to put in you,
I’ve got something to put in you,
I’ve got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
You’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
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