Well, my heart knows me better than I know myself
So I’m gonna let it do all the talking
(Woo, hoo, woo, hoo)
I came across a place in the middle of nowhere
With a big black horse and a cherry tree
(Woo, hoo, woo, hoo)
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn’t easy
But nothing is
No
Woo-hoo
Jet City Woman.
It’s a long way, home to my
Jet City Woman.
I see her face everywhere, can’t get her out of my mind
I need to be myself
I can’t be no-one else
I’m feeling supersonic
Give me gin and tonic
You can have it all but how much do you want it?
You make me laugh
Give me your autograph
Can I ride with you in your BMW?
You can sail with me in my yellow submarine
Hey Jack…I know what your thinking. That now’s
As good as any to start drinking. Hey
Scotty…Yeah…What’s it gonna be? A gin &
Tonic sounds might mighty good to me.
Should we take a cab home Jesus
Man, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer
Are you drinkin’ with me Jesus
I can’t see you very clear
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Jesus, won’t you help me find my way
Won’t you send me some money in the mail
Jesus, won’t you let me drink one more
It helps me to ignore how much I’ve failed
Jesus, you´re a very hot ticket on Broadway.
Told us you´d be back, but what do you know?
A-wop bop a loo-bop, a-wop bam boom!
All you ever needed was a couple good tunes!
Jesus, I bet your Daddy´s proud of you now!
Jesus loves me, this I know,
Gave me house seats to his show.
Oh, when the cash starts rolling in,
Oh, when the cash starts rolling in,
Aren´t you glad you signed up the Savior,
When the cash starts rolling in?
Satan my master
I slit my wrists to drain me of my blood
Satan my master
Up side down I turn the cross of God
Satan my master
Receive this sacrifice this blood of mine
Satan my master
I cut into my rotten flesh your signs
They laughed, they loved
They fought, they drank
They jumped a lot of fences
They robbed the rich
Gave to the poor
Except what they kept for expenses
So when other legends are forgotten
We’ll remember back when things were rotten
Yay for Robin Hood"
We all live in a yellow submarine.
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself at all
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t stop yourself from fallin’
Livin’ on the edge
Close to the edge, round by the corner
Down at the end, round by the river
Seasons will pass you by
Now when it’s all over and done
Called to the seed, right to the sun
Now that you find, now that you’re whole
Seasons will pass you by
I get up, I get down
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time
Ten years ago I met a girl named Joy
She was a sweet and happy thing
Her eyes were bright blue jewels
And we were married in the spring
I had no idea what happiness and little love could bring
Or what life had in store
But all things move toward their end
All things move toward their their end
On that you can be sure
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
Then one morning I awoke to find her weeping
And for many days to follow
She grew so sad and lonely
Became Joy in name only
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her, when she smiles
Yeah we walked down the aisle for another mile
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles
And you can have all the money soon
You’re so deluxe, you’re so divine
You’re so fifty light years ahead of your time
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1, 000 miles
To fall down at your door
If you miss the train I’m on, you will know that I am gone
You can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles,
A hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles, a hundred miles,
You can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles.
Lord I’m one, Lord I’m two, Lord I’m three, Lord I’m four,
Lord I’m 500 miles from my home.
500 miles, 500 miles, 500 miles, 500 miles
Lord I’m five hundred miles from my home.