We’ll hold off the trolls and goblins,
And all of the rocks they fling,
Until Sam and Frodo set Gollum’s bells to Ring –
And make me the King.
T’was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her
Just call me Lucifer
Loose Lucy is my delight
She comes running and we ball all night
Lucretia MacEvil
Little girl what’s your game?
Hard luck and trouble
Bound to be your claim to fame
Hey Carrie Anne,
What’s your game now, can anybody play?
And Aubrey was her name
I never knew her but I loved her just the same
I loved her name
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
Well I taught that weeping willow how to cry cry cry,
Taught the clouds how to cover up a clear blue sky.
Tears I cried for that woman are gonna flood you big river,
And I’m a gonna sit right here until I die.
Under the willow
You hummed a little song
And I went along, went along
Tit willow, tit willow, tit willow…
Willow, weep for me.
Down in the willow garden
Where me and my love did meet,
As we sat there a-courtin’,
My love fell off to sleep.
Frog went a-courtin’ and he did ride
With a sword and a pistol by his side, uh-huh
Botherin your livestock
They know what I need
You know you are a cute little heartbreaker. . .foxy.
And I’m joining the professionals
I want to be a man
With all that animal magic
I’ll do anything you can
Man, yes I am, and I can’t help but love you so
Owww… I’m a
Man, yes I am, and I can’t help but love you so
Man, yes I am, and I can’t help but love you so
Man, yes I am, and I can’t help but love you so
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me “Sue.”
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she