Take me through the centuries to supersonic years
Electrifying enemy is drowning in his tears
All I have to give you is a love that never dies
The symptom of the universe is written in your eyes
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, and I’m all over the place
Where am I going?
And what will I find?
What’s in this grab-bag that I call my mind?
What am I doing alone on the shelf?
Ain’t it a shame,
No one’s to blame, but myself…
Which way is clear?
When you’ve lost your way year after year?
Do I keep falling in love
For just the kick of it?
Staggering through the thin and thick of it,
Hating each old and tired trick of it.
Know what I am,
I’m good and sick of it!
How lucky can one guy be?
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella once said,
“Ain’t that a kick in the head?”
nd don’t it seem like
Kicks just keep gettin’ harder to find
(Oh, you don’t need kicks, girl)
And all your kicks ain’t bringin’ you peace of mind
(You just need help, girl)
Before you find out it’s too late, girl
You better get straight
If you ever plan to motor west
Travel my way, take the highway that is best
Get your kicks on Route 66
It winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than two thousand miles all the way
Get your kicks on Route 66
I get no kick from champagne,
Mere alcohol
Doesn’t thrill me at all,
So tell me, why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you.
Snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine
We’re snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine
Got this feelin’ I’m gonna drive that girl insane
The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
In the bowels of your Earth it was grown
Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
Now the time is right for birth
And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth
What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot
Crack in the egg
Crack in the egg
The time is right
Crack in my pipe
It’s like a whirlwind of emotions that occurs when moms and dads fight.
It’s like when a girl grins and a motion of hers that holds your arm and grabs tight.
Hurl him into the ocean. One of those cold sweat, heat flash types.
But extreme fluctuations and temperature changes have been known to crack pipes…
Crack pipes…
crack pipes.
Who do you call when your feet won’t move
And you need a shot of rhythm and blues
Tell me who do you call, baby
(Call the) Roto-rooter, baba, troubleshooter
Say, up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you
From your ankle up, I’ll say you sure are sweet
From there down there’s just too much feet
Yes, your feet’s too big
Don’t want you 'cause you feet’s too big
Can’t use you 'cause you feet’s too big
I really hate you 'cause your feet’s too big
Oh, I don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
I don’t want her, you can have her,
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat
She’s too fat
She’s too fat for me
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I’m callin’ all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
Black boys are delicious
Chocolate flavored love
Licorice lips like candy
Keep my cocoa handy
I have such a sweet tooth
When it comes to love
Creme tangerine and montelimar
A ginger sling with a pineapple heart
A coffee dessert, yes, you know it’s good news
But you’ll have to have them all pulled out
After the Savoy truffle
Cool cherry cream, nice apple tart
I feel your taste all the time we’re apart
Coconut fudge really blows down those blues
But you’ll have to have them all pulled out
After the Savoy truffle
Call my baby lollipop
Tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky rockin’ dance
Man, I haven’t got a chance
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me
C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
Do you know
Exactly how to eat an Oreo?
Well, to do it
First you unscrew it
Very fast.
Cause a kiddle
Eats the middle
Of the Oreo first
And saves the chocolate cookies
Outside for last.