Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You’re out of luck
I’m rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
I’m too drunk to fuck
You’re too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I’m too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don’t think that’s true
So, why don’t we get drunk and screw.
Help me, I broke apart my insides
Help me, I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me, the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin’ give her some smooches too
Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
And started buggin’, lightin’ candles all over the room
Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick
I knew that I would be dead soon
This girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This girl tried to kill me, she didn’t use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
She’ll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see, what you think you’re getting for free?
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money’s the matter, if you’re in it for love you ain’t gonna get too far
Oh, here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Oh, here she comes
She’s a man eater
I saw pale kings and princes too,
Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci
Thee hath in thrall!’
Michelle, ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble
Très bien ensemble
Allons enfants de la Patrie
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Now I think I’m going down to the well tonight
and I’m going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don’t sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of, well time slips away
and leaves you with nothing mister but
boring stories of glory days
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
School days, school days
Dear old Golden Rule days
'Reading and 'riting and 'rithmetic
Taught to the tune of the hick’ry stick
Well, she wrote me a letter
Said she couldn’t live without me no more
Listen mister, can’t you see I got to get back
To my baby once-a more
Anyway, yeah!
Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain’t got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Damn
The lights are blinking I’m thinking
It’s all over when I go out drinking
Oh
Makin’ my mind slow,
That’s why I don’t fuck wit da big four-oh
Bro
I got ta’ maintain
‘Cause a nigga like me is goin’ insane
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.
I’d unravel every riddle for any individ’l,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain.
We’re playing those mind games together
Pushing the barriers planting seeds
Playing the mind guerrilla
Chanting the Mantra peace on earth
So let your arms hang down
And waddle all around
Like a dreadful mighty killer
A big black wild gorilla
We do the King Kong song, won’t you sing along
Listen to the music and it couldn’t go wrong
We do the Kong Kong song, gotta sing along
Can’t you hear the beating of the monkey tom-tom
Listen to the rhythm of the King Kong song
Jungle love, it’s drivin’ me mad
It’s makin’ me crazy
Jungle love, it’s drivin’ me mad
It’s makin’ me crazy
I’ve got jungle fever, she’s got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
She’s gone black-boy crazy, I’ve gone white-girl hazy
Ain’t no thinking maybe, we’re in love
She’s got jungle fever, I’ve got jungle fever
We’ve got jungle fever, we’re in love
I’ve gone white-girl crazy, she’s gone black-boy hazy
We’re each other’s baby, we’re in love