All your life you had to stand in line
Still you’re standing on your feet
All your choices made you change your mind
Now your calender’s complete
Don’t wait for answers
Just take your chances
Don’t ask me why
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa
Honey I’m still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann (take my hand)
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
You’ve got me rockin’ and a-rollin’
Rockin’ and a-reelin’
Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo,m he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
We believe, we believe
'Cause we felt it burning in our hearts
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
And it’s true, yes it’s true
If it gets us all through the night
For the rest of our lives
Wie Schafe zur Schlachtbank geführt
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba, I wanna be sedated
Behind the veil is a sea yeah
Only entered into chemically
Anaesthesia down so deep
Anaesthesia’s numbing
Anaesthesia’s coming to you
I don’t know why
Seems like I’m flying
Underground with you
(You glitter)
I’m fickle
(You glitter)
I’m cold
(You shiver)
I’m shallow
(You drive me wild
You drive me wild)
You fill me with inertia
You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let’s call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto
Let’s call the whole thing off
There ain’t nothin’ in the world that I like better
Than bacon 'n lettuce 'n home grown tomatoes
Up in the morning, out in the garden
Get you a ripe one, don’t get a hard 'un
Plant 'em in the spring, eat ‘em in the summer
All winter without ‘em is a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin’ and the diggin’
Every time I go out and pick me a big 'un
Plant a radish.
Get a radish.
Never any doubt.
That’s why I love vegetables;
You know what you’re about!
Where’s the check, get me the waiter,
I’m not gonna stay.
Plant you now, dig you later,
I’m on my way.
My regret couldn’t be greater
At having to scram,
Plant you now, dig you later,
I’m on the lam.
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing “Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy”
Brainwashed children, women and men
Mindless sheeple in their pens
Conform, obey, must fit in
Wait for the chip under the skin
Fuck that shit! Open your eyes!
I see through their fucking lies
Won’t be a cog in their machine
Do you know what I fucking mean?
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around
And glory shone around
“Fear not,” he said,
For mighty dread
Had seized their troubled minds
“Glad tidings of great joy I bring
To you and all mankind,
To you and all mankind.”
It’s a long and a dusty road, a hot and a heavy load
The folks I meet ain’t always kind
Some are bad, some are good
Some have done the best they could
Some have tried to ease my troublin’ mind
Fear the Angels Holocaust, they’re screaming
Dreams of pain forever entering your head
Death and hatred loathing, on mankind it feeds
Earth is dead and gone now, we’ve brought it to an end
Day of wrath, O day of mourning!
See fulfilled the Prophet’s warning,
Heaven and earth in ashes burning.
And the birdcage was eventually opened
A great flock of nuns flew away (Meeting no one’s expectations)
And the saints who had slept on a head of a pin
Came down from the sky at the end of all days
And the city stood
In a glowing splendor
'Til her ashes were laid in an urn
Beneath a fast food counter
I will return
Oh, folks but lately I hae been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I’m aftraid someday they’ll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles potato chips
And a Ding Dong by my head.
In the daytime I’m Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I’m a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me