I’ve got big balls, I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls, and they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
Hitler has only got one ball;
Goering has two but they are small;
Himmler has something sim’lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
Ding, ding, ding went the bell
Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings
From the moment I saw him I fell
Zing, zing, zing a little zong with me.
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A
My oh my, what a wonderful day!
All of a sudden i found myself in love with the world,
so there was only one thing that i could do:
was ding a ding dang my dangalong ling long.
Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, iddle I po, iddle I po,
Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, iddle I po!
Gadji beri bimba clandridi
Lauli lonni cadori gadjam
A bim beri glassala glandride
E glassala tuffu i zimbra
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe?
I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I conjure thee, I conjure thee appear
I raise you mighty demon, come before me, join me here
(Technically ninja’d on preview, but bah, screw it!)
Some wisdom in you told you
ministering to my body
Brought a temporary respite to the
demons that were screaming in my head
There’s a little man in my head
And he’s drunk all of the time
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won’t see another one
You got to hidey-hide
You got to jump and run
You got to hidey-hidey-hide
The old man is down the road
Old man take a look at my life
I’m a lot like you
As the years go by I wonder why I longed to leave my home
And to hit the trail of the iron rail away out there alone
But I never did no wanderin’,
Never did no wanderin’, never did no wanderin’ at all.
Oh yeah, I’m the type of guy that likes to roam around
I’m never in one place, I roam from town to town
And when I find myself a-fallin’ for some girl
I hop right into that car of mine and drive around the world