We didn’t start the fire
If you start me up
If you start me up I’ll never stop
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
ninja’d, and I got nothin’
I got nothin’ on my mind
I wonder what I might find
My shoes are the only sound
When I’m roamin’ 'round
Then rub it in, rub it in
Rub it in, rub it in
I know you rub-a-dubba-dubba,
Mama, bust them suds
Scrub, Mama scrub
Rubber Ducky, you’re the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber Ducky, I’m awfully fond of you.
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn’t and crawled off to sleep in the bath
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
9 to 5, what a way to make a living.
Whoa, we’re half way there
Whoa, livin’ on a prayer
Dear God, hope you got the letter, and…
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer
In heaven there is no beer
That’s why we drink it here
And when we’re all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer
And Mary Lou, she found out how to cope
She rides to heaven on a gyroscope
The Daily News asks her for the dope
She said, “Man, the dope’s that there’s still hope”
Hello, Mary Lou, goodbye heart.
Goodbye Mary, Goodbye Jane
Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
Goodbye yellow brick road.
Hello!
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book.