# Speak to me in thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 30, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390 "2014-07-30T02:21:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/1 "2014-07-30T02:21:21Z")
Let’s see if anyone can make this 8 lines. What stupid thing did you do as a kid for which you were caught and were NOT punished? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/2 "2014-07-30T02:42:10Z")
I object to JohnClay’s very existence and everything he stands for. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/3 "2014-07-30T02:49:04Z")
Fuck me! Existing fucking thread titles. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/4 "2014-07-31T02:33:24Z")
> [@donkeyoatey](#): > > Let’s see if anyone can make this 8 lines. > > What stupid thing did you do as a kid for which you were caught and were NOT punished? Skin tag removal ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/5 "2014-07-31T22:38:50Z")
> [@donkeyoatey](#): > > Fuck me! > Existing fucking thread titles. My apologies, I looked in the pit and did not see that:o. ETA Really can’t see a connection to previous post though Is the skin of an apple salty if found in sea water? (MPSIMS) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/6 "2014-07-31T22:57:50Z")
What is really known about the food requirements of cats? ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/7 "2014-07-31T23:56:52Z")
Ask the Bus Driver ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/8 "2014-08-01T00:13:19Z")
Ask the former ice cream truck driver! (MPSIMS) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/9 "2014-08-01T04:15:59Z")
Where to purchase porn DVDs? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/10 "2014-08-01T04:32:26Z")
Fan clubs? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/11 "2014-08-02T01:19:23Z")
Exactly what law prohibits me from possessing a functional nuclear weapon in the USA? ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/12 "2014-08-02T15:38:32Z")
The Infamous German Beer Purity Law of 1516? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/13 "2014-08-04T05:00:19Z")
Tell me about your ice cream maker. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/14 "2014-08-04T16:10:21Z")
How do I refill an old biology specimen tube with preservative? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/15 "2014-08-04T19:44:12Z")
Ask the guy who’s pretty good at SF story identification. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/16 "2014-08-04T20:29:44Z")
Can “Snowpiercer” possibly not be as stupid as it sounds? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-thread-titles/694390/17 "2014-08-04T21:51:12Z")
Would a naked 4 year old on a beach disturb you?