# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")
Since Trek & the Pythons have their own, _try_ to steer clear of them, tho I won’t rule them out unconditionally. And since this is often ambiguous in the other games here, yes it is expected that you riff off of the previous entry. * * * Not that there’s anything wrong with that! ---
**Author:** ![dolphinboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dolphinboy/32/330_2.png) [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2 "2022-11-18T03:12:08Z")
She said I wasn’t sponge-worthy ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/3 "2022-11-18T04:04:26Z")
The charm of your drug-addled candor knows no bounds. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/4 "2022-11-18T04:15:11Z")
I’m Gumby, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/5 "2022-11-18T04:17:34Z")
Hey, mouse - say cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/6 "2022-11-18T17:47:59Z")
Who’s the leader of the Club that’s made for you and me? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/7 "2022-11-18T18:16:53Z")
The Barons, a High School club] They seem like a nice bunch of fellows? (Btw, are TV movies okay?) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/8 "2022-11-18T19:08:53Z")
[Yes if released there 1st] Get out of my chair, Meathead. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/9 "2022-11-18T19:12:25Z")
Cathedra mea, regulae meae. That’s Latin for ‘my chair, my rules’. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/10 "2022-11-18T21:30:02Z")
We’ll dedicate the next number to Fred and Ethyl Mertz. An old Cuban folk dance called “El Breako de Leaso.” ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/11 "2022-11-18T23:00:39Z")
You look like a skinny Elmer Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/12 "2022-11-18T23:03:34Z")
All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bug Bunny cartoons. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/13 "2022-11-18T23:52:11Z")
Waldorf: There’ve been wars started over less then that. Statler: You’re wrong. Nothing’s less then that. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/14 "2022-11-18T23:58:42Z")
There’s a severed head in the fridge! . . . Just tea for me, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/15 "2022-11-19T00:23:49Z")
The kitchen is yours, madam. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/16 "2022-11-19T01:15:03Z")
Now, if you want to tidy up in a hurry, think of your living room as a big clock. Start at midnight, and then go around the room working clockwise toward the kitchen. You’ll be done in two shakes of a lamb’s tail. ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/17 "2022-11-19T01:16:48Z")
Gomez Addams here!!!..Keep a civil tongue in your head!! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/18 "2022-11-19T01:56:50Z")
**You rang?** ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/19 "2022-11-19T07:14:15Z")
Billy, I know you’re just pretending to talk to her on that phone. I know it’s just a game you made up. But Billy, for me, don’t do it in front of your mother. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/20 "2022-11-19T13:50:59Z")
Just wait 'til he finds out who killed his mother. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=2)