# Speak to me in...TV quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1981 "2024-10-04T15:25:36Z")

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Roger Ramjet and his Eagles  
Fighting for our freedom  
Fly through in and outer space  
Not to join 'em but to beat 'em

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1982 "2024-10-05T14:29:31Z")

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Speed of lightning, roar of thunder\*,  
Fighting all who rob or plunder  
Underdog, Underdog, Underdog.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1983 "2024-10-05T14:30:48Z")

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What’s the story Wishbone?

What’s this you’re dreaming of?

Such big imagination

on such a little pup.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1984 "2024-10-05T20:23:18Z")

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A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1985 "2024-10-06T13:22:12Z")

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You know the old saying, Chester. There was never a horse that couldn’t be rode, never a man that couldn’t be throwed.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1986 "2024-10-06T15:34:39Z")

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You should never have told me horses sleep standing up, it gave me a mental block.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1987 "2024-10-06T16:51:43Z")

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Oh, dear, rubbing down horses and cleaning out cages and carrying water to animals, why - gee, I didn’t know there was anything that wonderful left in the world for kids to do

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1988 "2024-10-07T14:09:17Z")

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Doing our homework  
Learning in school  
And trying to live by the Golden Rule

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1989 "2024-10-10T14:32:24Z")

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I spend more time on my homework than I do my hair.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1990 "2024-10-10T17:46:38Z")

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She’s bald, Jerry!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1991 "2024-10-10T20:29:09Z")

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[_presenting all his various toupees_] What we… what… what do you say… what do you suggest I do with all of these now, huh?

Well, there must be some… needy bald people.

NEEDY BALD PEOPLE!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1992 "2024-10-10T22:53:30Z")

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Ugly naked guy!

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1993 "2024-10-11T16:57:13Z")

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Class after class of ugly, ugly children.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1994 "2024-10-11T17:53:07Z")

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“You look like a toad.”

“Yes, like a stinky man foot.”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1995 "2024-10-12T16:55:35Z")

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There was feet everywhere! Feet! Feet! I hate feet!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1996 "2024-10-12T17:25:26Z")

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Well, I’m gonna find him and and bring him back! Get me off of here. Come on, hurry up. Get my feet on the ground here.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1997 "2024-10-16T13:41:06Z")

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Last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1998 "2024-10-16T19:22:01Z")

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There wasn’t ever going to be a winner There was going to be a selfish person and three people who used to be his friend.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/1999 "2024-10-16T20:39:20Z")

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Bazinga!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2000 "2024-10-16T22:01:42Z")

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Dy-no-mite!

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