# Speak to me in...TV quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 101

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2001 "2024-10-16T23:58:54Z")

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HAH-ha!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2002 "2024-10-17T15:47:30Z")

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“This guy laughs at everything. Bet he’ll laugh if I say shoehorn. Shoehorn!”

“Heh, heh, heh.”

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2003 "2024-10-17T19:54:58Z")

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Huh Huh, you said hole Huh Huh!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2004 "2024-10-18T13:03:30Z")

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Lying in that hole was surprisingly peaceful. I no longer fear death.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2005 "2024-10-19T14:47:37Z")

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Excellent hole, Joe.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2006 "2024-10-20T20:11:48Z")

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Something’s coming, Joe. I have to make a sacrifice. But at the same time, I can’t help but feeling like it means I’m giving up.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2007 "2024-10-20T21:55:24Z")

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Dan, Dan! Murdering this man is not the answer… even though we would all really enjoy watching you do it. Dan… you-must-let-Timmy-live!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2008 "2024-10-22T20:41:31Z")

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The last time I checked, “Stupid” isn’t a defense for murder!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2009 "2024-10-22T21:58:12Z")

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Convicted of a crime I didn’t even commit! _Attempted_ murder! Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for “attempted chemistry,” do they?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2010 "2024-10-22T22:39:56Z")

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Now ten months after his escape, take Richard Kimble, unjustly convicted of murder, put him down in the Missouri hills, a handyman driving a truck for a local fuel-and-feed company. Once again, he has changed his identity. He has become Jim Fowler, a stranger in town.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2011 "2024-10-22T22:57:07Z")

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Who was that masked man?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2012 "2024-10-23T18:06:47Z")

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[_looking at his mother’s new makeover_] Is your new job fighting Batman? Because you look like The Joker.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2013 "2024-10-23T18:22:13Z")

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Holy cliffhangers, Batman! How are we gonna get out of this one?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2014 "2024-10-23T18:51:57Z")

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“We find Cliff Hanger where we left him last: hanging from a cliff!”

“Can’t. Hold. On. Much. Longer…”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2015 "2024-10-24T14:27:08Z")

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Lucite… Hardening. Must… End Life In Classic Lorne Greene Pose… From Battlestar Galactica. Best. Death. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2016 "2024-10-24T14:52:48Z")

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Fleeing from the Cylon Tyranny, the last battlestar, Galactica, leads a ragtag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as Earth.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2017 "2024-10-24T18:26:39Z")

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Third Rock From The Sun

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2018 "2024-10-24T20:25:21Z")

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As the World Turns

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2019 "2024-10-25T00:31:13Z")

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🎶 _Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum,  
What might be right for you, may not be right for some._

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2020 "2024-10-25T18:02:10Z")

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I’m going to circumnavigate the globe in eighty days.

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