# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2021 "2024-10-25T18:52:40Z")
Doctor, in my presence, don’t ever call this ship a Love Boat. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2022 "2024-10-25T19:36:07Z")
Dammit, man! I’m a doctor, not a [insert occupation]! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2023 "2024-10-26T16:36:36Z")
- [Dr. Wilson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000494/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Lisa Cuddy](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0249046/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Eric Foreman](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004898/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Allison Cameron](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0607185/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Robert Chase](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0817980/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Lawrence Kutner](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0671980/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Thirteen](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1312575/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Chris Taub](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0414772/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Jeffrey ‘Big Love’ Cole](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1346230/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Maybe it’s Auto Immune… - [Dr. Gregory House](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491402/?ref_=ttqu_qu): If someone says Auto Immune, you’re fired! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2024 "2024-10-26T18:01:54Z")
When I got the tweet Tucker was in the hospital, I came down with a sudden inflammatory autoimmune disorder. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2025 "2024-10-26T21:43:20Z")
Listen to what Mr Wil Wheaton is tweeting: “Best seats in house for Raiders screening. Suck on that, Sheldon Cooper.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2026 "2024-10-27T21:01:30Z")
“Excuse me, sir, the show’s over.” “Is the snack bar still open?” ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2027 "2024-10-28T22:42:26Z")
Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2028 "2024-10-28T23:04:51Z")
Anybody for hot chocolate? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2029 "2024-10-28T23:25:55Z")
Why not put a little mocha in the family latte? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2030 "2024-10-29T19:15:07Z")
Just Coffee For Me Today. Black. Like I Feel On The Inside. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2031 "2024-10-29T22:59:31Z")
We’re gonna need coffee before we get started. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2032 "2024-10-31T21:03:15Z")
Gee Dad, I can’t go to the party smellin’ like a girl! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2033 "2024-11-01T15:45:03Z")
Dad, can I borrow the car? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2034 "2024-11-02T17:59:35Z")
‘To Ma Own beloved Lassie. A poem on her 17th Birthday. Lend us a couple of bob til Thursday. I’m absolutely skint. But I’m expecting a postal order and I can pay you back as soon as it comes. Love Ewan.’ ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2035 "2024-11-02T18:13:25Z")
“Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2036 "2024-11-02T21:06:03Z")
Not everyone is motivated by greed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2037 "2024-11-03T15:38:50Z")
You know, it occurs to me that you could solve all your problems by attaining more money. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2038 "2024-11-03T23:52:50Z")
I love you almost as much as I love my trust fund. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2039 "2024-11-04T21:18:30Z")
But you can’t trust me with the truth? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2040 "2024-11-06T19:18:45Z")
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