# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2041 "2024-11-07T00:15:59Z")
Do you know what the realm is? It’s the thousand blades of Aegon’s enemies. A story we agree to tell each other over and over until we forget that it’s a lie. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2042 "2024-11-07T00:25:39Z")
She was going to see through your lie eventually, so I told her you were lying to protect me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2043 "2024-11-07T16:41:50Z")
I’m just trying to protect lives, the same as you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2044 "2024-11-07T17:23:33Z")
Thank you, Superman! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2045 "2024-11-07T18:37:19Z")
You don’t have to thank me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2046 "2024-11-08T16:40:10Z")
I’ve got very good manners. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2047 "2024-11-08T18:42:44Z")
Wally, why wouldn’t he want to go? He’ll get a chance to be dressed up and look his best, and learn some manners, and he’ll meet some very charming little girls. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2048 "2024-11-09T16:05:30Z")
Picture a world where all the boys and girls are impeccably well dressed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2049 "2024-11-09T16:42:58Z")
- Does she lay out your clothes in the morning like you’re nine years old? - You live with your mother? - No. That’s the sad part. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2050 "2024-11-09T17:41:52Z")
- Still living with your Mother, Skinner? - She Lives with Me! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2051 "2024-11-10T19:49:59Z")
I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2052 "2024-11-10T20:44:18Z")
Sue Ellen, you’re a drunk, a tramp and an unfit mother. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2053 "2024-11-10T21:31:58Z")
Good night, Mary Ellen! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2054 "2024-11-10T21:37:11Z")
Good night and good luck - Edward R. Murrow ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2055 "2024-11-11T15:37:29Z")
It seems like the coach ran into a lot of bad luck in this room all at once. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2056 "2024-11-11T15:47:14Z")
- There’s a gym teacher position available if you coach. - Can I wear shorts? - Yeah, and you get a whistle, too. - Oh, I always get a whistle when I wear shorts. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2057 "2024-11-11T21:44:41Z")
- Oh you mean Coach Grover? Yeah he’s been there a long time. I remember he came with the new swings. - Well uh what sort of a fellow is he? - Well he’s sort of a tall guy with a whistle around his neck. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2058 "2024-11-12T17:53:41Z")
Hello, it is I. Your lovable, furry old friend Grover! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2059 "2024-11-12T23:50:23Z")
I’m scared that I’m gonna end up alone. I’m scared that I’m always gonna be someone’s friend or brother or confidant but never quite… someone’s everything. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2060 "2024-11-13T00:28:33Z")
Does she have a good cheek? I like a good cheek. She’s got a fine cheek. Is there a pinkish hue? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=102) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=104)