# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2061 "2024-11-13T00:40:14Z")
I have some odd freckles on my buttocks. Can I make an appointment for you to look at them? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2062 "2024-11-13T21:00:10Z")
Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And, uh, Pam called it… pretendinitis. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2063 "2024-11-14T00:33:52Z")
I just performed a Sheldonectomy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2064 "2024-11-14T15:24:34Z")
Well here’s an extremely radical thought…shouldn’t the issue be what the patient has to gain? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2065 "2024-11-14T15:30:03Z")
You call yourself “life saver”; I call you Pimple Popper, M.D.! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2066 "2024-11-14T18:11:05Z")
Ewwww! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2067 "2024-11-15T19:40:32Z")
We’re angry young men, and we’re all protestin’. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2068 "2024-11-15T20:06:52Z")
Don’t make me angry; you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2069 "2024-11-15T22:23:25Z")
You’ve got just twenty seconds to take down those pictures while your face still resembles them! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2070 "2024-11-16T15:23:47Z")
I’m the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2071 "2024-11-16T15:50:21Z")
I’m the Flash. Wait, do you not know who I am?" ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2072 "2024-11-17T00:09:08Z")
Now, as your father probably told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker. Now, let’s get started by letting me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about. First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2073 "2024-11-17T00:24:56Z")
Thrice divorced.🙃 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2074 "2024-11-17T00:56:44Z")
Won’t it also be weird if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you’re living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2075 "2024-11-17T12:53:08Z")
🎵 I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2076 "2024-11-17T19:34:40Z")
So I swore that I would never, ever braid my hair again. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2077 "2024-11-17T23:53:22Z")
Mrs. Cleaver you’ve done something new to your hair. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2078 "2024-11-18T01:42:44Z")
Well, since we’re handing out compliments, that’s a stunning housecoat you’re wearing, Mrs Loopner. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2079 "2024-11-18T21:44:42Z")
Thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2080 "2024-11-18T21:53:02Z")
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