# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2121 "2024-12-16T15:56:02Z")
That’s what cheese is - gone-off milk with bugs and mold! That’s why it tastes so good! Look, cows and bugs together have a good deal going down. Why can’t people grasp this? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2122 "2024-12-16T16:13:25Z")
Ch-e-e-e-se, Gromit! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2123 "2024-12-16T20:19:33Z")
Max, look! It’s the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2124 "2024-12-17T22:38:53Z")
So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread, and he tied a big horn on the top of his head. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2125 "2024-12-20T20:10:10Z")
If I can have everyone’s attention, please. I’m Max Evans, the best man. Isabel and I, uh, well, I’m sure you all know the story, how they found us. Little kids wandering around in the desert. No one knew where we came from, or where we belonged. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2126 "2024-12-21T03:00:58Z")
I remember it like it was yesterday, the day that Mitchell came home from the hospital. We were inseparable. I was his big sister, his nemesis, his protector, his best friend. I was his first partner. And I loved every minute of it. So naturally I was a little picky when it came to who was going to be replacing me. And then I met this Cam, and sure he was warm, and funny, and loving. I wondered was he really everything I wanted for my brother? Was he really the Best Person? No! I’m the best person! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2127 "2024-12-21T16:23:53Z")
There’s no doubt that a humanoid robot tailored to individual preferences can not only replace a partner, but can even seem to be the better partner. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2128 "2024-12-22T04:04:34Z")
Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew but you didn’t, would you want me to tell you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2129 "2024-12-22T19:41:31Z")
I’m some kind of robot, who’s fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It’s all in a fever. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2130 "2024-12-22T21:58:12Z")
Greetings. I am the AWESOM-O 4000. _Whoa…_ I have been sent from Japan to serve as your personal robot. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2131 "2024-12-24T00:41:44Z")
I can help! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2132 "2024-12-24T01:47:22Z")
You may need someone to peel you off the ceiling or scrape you off the floor. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2133 "2024-12-24T16:33:03Z")
- Okay, is everyone clear on the plan? - Yes. Koothrappali’s gonna wet himself, I will throw up, Sheldon’s going to run away, and you’re going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2134 "2024-12-24T21:28:02Z")
Look, synchronize lies, all right? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2135 "2024-12-27T04:23:24Z")
Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up, or I will make a pie. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2136 "2024-12-27T12:22:11Z")
I thought you could use some pie. It’s nice and hot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2137 "2024-12-27T20:20:20Z")
What kind of pie? Huckleberry pie! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2138 "2024-12-28T16:06:48Z")
Now, remember, first you eat the sandwich. And then you eat the apple pie. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2139 "2024-12-28T16:29:00Z")
- We were peeking at Beaver, Eddie. We just wanted to make sure he finished his dinner, that’s all. - Well, I guess if you can’t trust a child, you do have to spy on him. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2140 "2024-12-28T19:01:42Z")
It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s that I don’t believe you’re smart enough to make the right choice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=106) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=108)