# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2141 "2024-12-29T20:53:07Z")
Clovis, I wouldn’t trust you if you were in church praying. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2142 "2025-01-02T19:37:43Z")
Be honest with me. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2143 "2025-01-04T16:04:18Z")
All right. You’re a dumb stupid creep and a big wiseguy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2144 "2025-01-04T21:06:39Z")
All right, squid! You tried to wreck the city - again, made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is a bigger creep than usual, and you got me locked in a jail with no food? It’s time to rumble! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2145 "2025-01-07T16:24:04Z")
There’s a rumble in your head. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2146 "2025-01-09T20:51:16Z")
Have you recently suffered a blow to your head? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2147 "2025-01-10T00:11:36Z")
I came out of the gateway so fast I don’t remember hitting the ramp. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2148 "2025-01-11T16:48:10Z")
Forget it, Fielding. You’re going back in that courtroom and continuing your work. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2149 "2025-01-11T16:55:21Z")
No, what I meant was you need a real lawyer, like Perry Mason. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2150 "2025-01-12T12:23:53Z")
I’ll defend the man, Hamilton, despite the fact he saved your life. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2151 "2025-01-12T18:19:54Z")
Every day, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2152 "2025-01-12T21:03:39Z")
I decided, okay, it’s protect and serve time. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2153 "2025-01-12T22:47:14Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2154 "2025-01-12T22:50:08Z")
This is the city: Los Angeles, California. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2155 "2025-01-13T15:11:35Z")
People say that there are no seasons in Los Angeles. Imagining all of our days as perfectly sunny and 72 degrees. That’s actually San Diego. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2156 "2025-01-17T19:31:42Z")
You know, we can imagine what it would be like to do something. But to actually do it takes a lot of time, practice, and work. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2157 "2025-01-17T20:54:54Z")
No, no. I’m no sociopath. I always know what I’m doing is wrong. I’m just a guy that doesn’t like taking tests, doing work, or getting yelled at. So if you think about it, that makes me the sanest person here. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2158 "2025-01-18T00:03:52Z")
- You think _I_ have mental problems? - Well, not _problems_. I’m just worried about your future. And when I see you moving sub-atomic particles around in the air, that makes me… - Sub-atomic particles are real! You talk to an invisible man in the sky who grants wishes! If anyone’s mental, it’s _you_ - ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2159 "2025-01-18T08:25:44Z")
I have no underlying issues to address, I’m certifiably cute and adorably obsessed. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2160 "2025-01-18T15:29:35Z")
Cute, Marie. Real cute. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=107) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=109)