# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2161 "2025-01-18T18:06:52Z")
- How you get by without paying for anything? - I’m cute. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2162 "2025-01-18T22:20:29Z")
Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2163 "2025-01-19T14:43:37Z")
You’re standing on my neck. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2164 "2025-01-19T14:57:46Z")
I made a deal for you to keep your ungrateful head on your ungrateful neck a little while longer. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2165 "2025-01-19T15:13:14Z")
I didn’t want to get halfway into a trip to Yellowstone before Phil discovered what malevolent hellspawn we have for children… whom I love very much. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2166 "2025-01-19T18:14:24Z")
If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em? Yecch! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2167 "2025-01-20T16:50:54Z")
Well we might as well go ahead and have kids, since I’m not afraid of changing diapers anymore. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2168 "2025-01-20T22:27:01Z")
I didn’t exactly hate changing diapers, but I was never any good at it. Especially with the boys. They always had dry bottoms but wet T-shirts, cos I forgot to point their little ooh-hoos south. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2169 "2025-01-21T19:21:58Z")
You know what? He wouldn’t help me pick up a stroller or a blanket or a bouncy chair. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2170 "2025-01-21T21:08:06Z")
Aren’t you afraid of what the kids in school might say about that blanket? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2171 "2025-01-21T23:52:42Z")
- Sure, but everybody else is wearin’ 'em, and when everybody else feels funny, you don’t feel so funny. - Yeah. I guess it’s like when everybody goes swimmin’ in the YMCA pool without any suits on. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2172 "2025-01-22T00:40:04Z")
Go jump in the pool, Claire. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2173 "2025-01-22T18:35:56Z")
Come on! My Ph level is 7.4 and with 3 ppm of chlorine, I’m cleaner than your daddy’s plate after Thanksgiving dinner! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2174 "2025-01-23T19:08:23Z")
“We should just be thankful for being together. I think that’s what they mean by ‘Thanksgiving.’” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2175 "2025-01-23T19:10:51Z")
Phil’s-Osophy. A hard-bound collection of all the life’s lessons I’ve learned. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2176 "2025-01-23T21:59:17Z")
- Why did you pick such a thick book? - 'Cause I got to the library last and all the thin ones were taken. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2177 "2025-01-23T22:29:46Z")
Maybe you didn’t understand. You see, this is a library. We only have books; we have no cookies. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2178 "2025-01-24T04:51:09Z")
You want a cookie? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2179 "2025-01-24T19:28:07Z")
Here are some cookies so you won’t get cranky on the trip. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2180 "2025-01-27T22:00:58Z")
Those were awful, those family driving vacations. Dad insisting on covering as many miles as possible in a day. The two of us tiny hostages in the back seat, clutching our car sickness bags, straining to see something out of the window as the landscape whizzed by. I was thirteen before I realized cows aren’t blurry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=108) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=110)