# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/201 "2023-01-05T22:15:19Z")
The gold rush was over, gone like a soap bubble in the sun. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/202 "2023-01-06T13:35:10Z")
A man could retire right comfortable if he could find a proper deposit of borax. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/203 "2023-01-06T14:12:16Z")
Don’t forget to wash your bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/204 "2023-01-06T21:20:05Z")
Why, he’s got amnesia. He can’t remember a thing! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/205 "2023-01-07T13:52:41Z")
Oh, I’m not sure I can say the same thing about your girlfriend. Yeah, Sam and I, had a little chat. I told her that - that she means nothing to you, and she now knows that, and that she never will. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/206 "2023-01-07T16:55:16Z")
Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/207 "2023-01-07T23:05:26Z")
Water from your eyes, twice. Explain. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/208 "2023-01-09T13:25:09Z")
Oh, Rob, I’m so sorry and you never have to speak to me again! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/209 "2023-01-09T19:18:02Z")
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/210 "2023-01-09T21:45:44Z")
Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/211 "2023-01-10T01:07:46Z")
Max Power, he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/212 "2023-01-10T19:31:21Z")
Phoebe, I’ve known Max for a long while and believe me, I’m very… fond of him. But if it comes down to a choice between the two of them, please take Hymie. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/213 "2023-01-10T20:29:25Z")
Max, Hymie is a cybernaut. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/214 "2023-01-10T22:29:06Z")
More like an aster-nut! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/215 "2023-01-10T23:45:25Z")
I said lunch, not launch! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/216 "2023-01-10T23:56:57Z")
You… rang? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/217 "2023-01-11T13:25:26Z")
It’s the Bat-Phone. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/218 "2023-01-11T14:57:07Z")
This place is driving me batty! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/219 "2023-01-11T16:32:27Z")
You can’t be serious? My daughter is marrying a gigolo who’s mother is a criminally insane drug trafficker. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/220 "2023-01-11T22:13:36Z")
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