# Speak to me in...TV quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 17, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107 "2022-11-17T22:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2181 "2025-01-28T02:07:02Z")
Yes. Koothrappali’s going to wet himself, I’m gonna throw up, Sheldon’s gonna run away and you’re going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2182 "2025-01-28T20:01:29Z")
Oh, Barney, when you get a chance, would you take this watch up to Crawford Jewelry for me? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2183 "2025-01-28T20:43:04Z")
Uh, Fred? I don’t think Wilma’s gonna like that. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2184 "2025-01-29T16:49:26Z")
Because of me, you’re going to die, Wilma. Rogers too. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2185 "2025-01-29T18:41:40Z")
It’s possible that death rays from Mars killed her. But I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2186 "2025-01-29T20:17:11Z")
Alright Sheldon, your bird death ray is ready. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2187 "2025-01-30T18:35:15Z")
Tell it to the birds. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2188 "2025-01-30T20:07:26Z")
You won first prize. But how come your dumb parrot calls everybody, boys? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2189 "2025-01-31T14:23:46Z")
But this is a big victory for us girls. From now on, we’ll be treated the same as boys. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2190 "2025-02-01T21:11:49Z")
It says “all MEN are created equal”! The Declaration of Independence says nothing about women! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2191 "2025-02-02T19:34:33Z")
We’re only women here. Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2192 "2025-02-03T04:05:12Z")
You’re telling me that I’m within driving distance of a house filled with aspiring supermodels? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2193 "2025-02-03T23:30:57Z")
One second. Wait, wait, wait. Can somebody please explain to me why Rutherford, Ohio, is suddenly brimming over with beautiful women just dying to date losers? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2194 "2025-02-04T21:18:56Z")
“We have plenty of dates on the island.” “Not the kind I miss.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2195 "2025-02-05T00:54:26Z")
- She made the team. - Congratulations. - And Meemaw got a date with the coach. What? - It was a productive afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2196 "2025-02-05T20:27:23Z")
I never saw Randy happier than when he made your team. Thank you for giving him that chance. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2197 "2025-02-08T16:16:30Z")
I didn’t do this for money. I did this so that I could go back to doing what I love, to be back with my team! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2198 "2025-02-08T21:08:56Z")
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2199 "2025-02-09T05:35:59Z")
Oh, look at you two. Standing up to the big, scary bully that loves you and protects you, and wants you to be safe in the world. You’re just tiny little men to me right now, and you need to leave the house and come back with more respect! And pizza! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107/2200 "2025-02-09T22:25:49Z")
Because the first step to a new beginning is imagining that one is even possible. And I’ll be damned if I stand by and let a bully like you take that away from us anymore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-tv-quotes/975107.md?page=111)